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I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.
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11-18-2010 11:23 by
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The main trouble with mental notes is, the ink fades so fast.
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11-18-2010 11:22 by
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Ladies, if the bra doesn't fit don't wear one! No need seeing them two looking like two bald men fighting
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11-18-2010 11:21
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I'm no genius, but I am smart enough to know that there is no ''x'' in the words ''especially'', ''espresso'', or ''ask''.
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11-18-2010 11:11 by
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Don't you find those people who keep updating how many days to christmas annoying? Anyway it's 37 days to christmas.
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11-18-2010 11:03 by
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I just got my wifes Christmas gift. I hid it in the oven. She will never find it there!
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11-18-2010 11:01 by
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They say that history repeats itself but, you know, they've said that before.
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11-18-2010 10:34 by
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My family lives next to a cemetery. Today, there was a funeral. My mom looked out of the window and said, "Look, we're getting new neighbors!" LOVELY
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11-18-2010 10:19 by
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wants to put handcuffs on, run into a hardware store in a panic and ask for a hacksaw
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11-18-2010 10:01 by
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"I ain't going through a scanner at the airport until I see Janet Napolitano go through one. I've got a bar bet hanging on her real gender."
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11-18-2010 09:56 by
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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11-18-2010 09:55 by
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happy that President Obama recently visited India. Maybe now we can start sending jobs in Congress offshore.
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11-18-2010 09:49 by
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Virgins... Thanks for nothing...
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11-18-2010 09:45 by
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thinking that Venti must be the Italian word for "you just paid an insane amount of money for a cup of coffee."
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11-18-2010 09:43 by
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wondering what Captain Hook's name was before he lost his hand.
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11-18-2010 09:39 by
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I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you
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11-18-2010 08:57 by
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Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass
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11-18-2010 08:57 by
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Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
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11-18-2010 08:55 by
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trying to think of someplace to fly to...that pat down thing might not be so bad! I mean...I AM past 50 so pats and excitement like that come far and few between
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11-18-2010 08:42 by
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features more cowbell than legally allowed in seven countries
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11-18-2010 08:41 by
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