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waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.
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11-19-2010 12:58 by
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I'm wondering which is worse; the fact i'm is talking to the toaster or the fact that the toaster is talking back
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11-19-2010 12:22
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has a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and starting to smell
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11-19-2010 12:19
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I'm having a Deja vu of Christmas posts
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11-19-2010 12:09
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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar, but that's alright because I am a dinosaur.
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11-19-2010 11:48 by
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standing under the mistletoe but would rather be under the cameltoe!
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11-19-2010 11:45
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Dropping the fish I had for lunch off at the pond
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11-19-2010 11:25 by
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wonders if there's an alternative to mistletoe. one that allows punching.
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11-19-2010 11:11 by
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has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP
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11-19-2010 10:58 by
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
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11-19-2010 10:50
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supports the whole Movember concept but thinks it should be changed to Manuary
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11-19-2010 10:43 by
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Apparently 2010 is not the year for Miners.....
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11-19-2010 10:21
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Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just an oncoming train.
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11-19-2010 10:09 by
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yes I am crazy...whats your excuse? :)
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11-19-2010 09:59
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I'm not being weird. I'm being me. There's a difference. A small one, but still a difference
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11-19-2010 09:46
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If you smell cheese and see pizza ur hungry. If you smell cheese and see feet ur disgusted. Now make up ur mind will ya! Either you like the smell of cheese or not.
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11-19-2010 09:13
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If the best part of waking up is Folgers in my cup, I don't think I wanna wake up.
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11-19-2010 08:48 by
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Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?
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11-19-2010 07:51 by
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I hope every school yard bully finds the kid from the Toyota Highlander commercials and mercilessly beat him.
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11-19-2010 07:42
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thinking we need to change the term "Big Brother" to "Creepy Uncle."
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11-19-2010 07:32 by
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