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When someone says "I'll think about it," they're just trying to get you to stop talking. Also, the answer is "no."
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11-21-2010 08:58 by
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Have you ever tried breathing out of your mouth and nose at the same time? Are you trying it now?
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11-21-2010 08:56
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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
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11-21-2010 08:54 by
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I always bring my phone with me into the grocery store because I'm expecting a very important fake call if I see someone who knows me.
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11-21-2010 08:53 by
Marshall the Great
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If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I put you there.
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11-21-2010 08:51 by
Marshall the Great
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If you didn't talk to me in High School then don't request to be my friend on Facebook.
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11-21-2010 08:50 by
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can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!
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11-21-2010 08:33 by
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In reality I'm at work. In my mind I'm in a hammock with Mary Ann and Ginger.
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11-21-2010 08:25
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STARVING!!!! I'm so damn hungry that the Food Channel would look like Porn!!!!
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11-21-2010 08:25 by
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elegantly wasted.
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11-21-2010 08:13
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no idea what I am doing...................................but when I do it I drink Dos Equis!
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11-21-2010 07:42 by
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doesn't feel sorry for those that aren't empathic.
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11-21-2010 07:16
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life is better when you decide you dont care
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11-21-2010 06:17
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I got chased by someone jogging this morning, all because I yelled “Run Forrest Run!”
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11-21-2010 05:15
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There are three major types of colour blindness. They are red-green, blue-yellow and tan-orange. Unfortunately, tan-orange is the most common.
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11-21-2010 04:47
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bored with Sunday. You should go away and ask your friend Saturday to come back.
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11-21-2010 03:01 by
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Sometimes I think that if there were a third sex, men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
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11-21-2010 02:23 by
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APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
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11-21-2010 02:20 by
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Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
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11-21-2010 02:18 by
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(630): The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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11-21-2010 01:13 by
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