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driving out to the family farm for Thanksgiving. But first, a stop at the airport for a quickie.
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11-23-2010 17:58
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Wanna play airport?
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11-23-2010 17:50
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GLORY HOLE (post on your buddy's wall)
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11-23-2010 17:32
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crashing your family dinner on Thursday and bringing along a keg, dancers, a donkey and Cool Whip for the pie!
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11-23-2010 17:28
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believes they should change the "maybe" response to event invitations to "yep, unless I get a better offer before then".
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11-23-2010 17:16
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Dear God, I know you wouldn't give me anything I couldn't handle, but right now, I wish you didn't trust me so much...
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11-23-2010 17:10
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TSA: Touching, Squeezing, Arresting...
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11-23-2010 16:31
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having a bad day. the sidewalk tripped me, the wall ran into me and I got hit by a parked car. could my day get any worse? :)
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11-23-2010 16:31
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@ TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants. Grope discounts available.
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11-23-2010 16:30
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Does the Advance Pat Down come with an happy ending?
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11-23-2010 16:17
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Goodbye mistletoe belt bucket....hello mistletoe boxer shorts.
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11-23-2010 15:56
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"Real, Recognize Real, And I Can't See Or Hear None Of Yall." -Helen Keller
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11-23-2010 15:52
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my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I replied "space". Was that wrong?
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11-23-2010 14:40
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decided to burn lots of calories today.....so I set a fat kid on fire. :)
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11-23-2010 14:31
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Bucket list #17 - boxing a kangaroo.
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11-23-2010 14:20 by
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Facebook needs to add a maybe button for friend requests, some people deserve to wait for a decision to be made.
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11-23-2010 14:18 by
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Dogs may have an incredible sense of smell, but they have a terrible sense of whether that smell is good or bad.
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11-23-2010 14:18 by
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Thanks to M&M ads, I constantly hear tiny screams whenever I eat them.
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11-23-2010 14:17 by
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What if they read a list of everything you've ever typed into Google before entering Heaven...
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11-23-2010 14:15 by
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I'm so glad my car has that alarm for when I don't have my seatbelt on that reminds me to turn my radio up.
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11-23-2010 14:14 by
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