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They say that 40 is the new 30 - try telling that to a speed camera!
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11-26-2010 03:23 by
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Black Friday? That's ones of those Ice Cube movies right?
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11-25-2010 22:29
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now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?
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11-25-2010 22:29
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Il take a bullet for you! But not in the head, like in the leg or something
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11-25-2010 22:20 by
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"Hello, pain. I realize we have business, you and I, but don't get comfortable, because you're not staying."
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11-25-2010 21:54 by
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When I grow up, I wanna be those guys that wipe the sweat off the basketball courts
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11-25-2010 21:13
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can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
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11-25-2010 21:03 by
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I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong.
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11-25-2010 19:13 by
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When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
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11-25-2010 18:28 by
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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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11-25-2010 18:27
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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
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11-25-2010 18:26
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definitely prefers to be the gobblee than the gobbler... I'm stuffed.
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11-25-2010 18:15 by
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looking for my SHAKE-WEIGHT, so I can work off all this FOOD!!!
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11-25-2010 17:06
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thankful for everyone celebrating Thanksgiving...to only true American Christian holiday. God bless you all!
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11-25-2010 16:02 by
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enjoys seeing white guys with Chinese girlfriends, because he knows they're saving big bucks on massages.
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11-25-2010 15:53
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having a "foodgasm".
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11-25-2010 15:51
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Deja F*** U! to the guy who keeps posting those things.
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11-25-2010 15:06
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just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.
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11-25-2010 14:29 by
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expecting life to treat you fairly because you're a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge at you because you're a vegetarian.
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11-25-2010 14:14 by
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has finish with the Wild Turkey on the rocks for lunch, and moved on to Grey Goose straight up for Thanksgiving Dinner. this is just Fowl
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11-25-2010 14:10 by
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