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The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
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11-30-2010 14:00
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I can't believe that it's the year 2010 and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
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11-30-2010 13:59
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I feel bad for Santa....the poor guy only comes once a year
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11-30-2010 13:48 by
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I don't like it when other shoppers look in my cart while at the grocery store. Trying to steal my ideas, go think up your own dinner!
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11-30-2010 13:46 by
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People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
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11-30-2010 13:45 by
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If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
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11-30-2010 13:43 by
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This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......
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11-30-2010 13:27 by
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I gots to say nothing turns me on more then looking at some of these pics on facebook of these chicks flippin the bird....I mean its so dang sexy...Its the kinda pic you can show your grandkids and tell them thats how you fell for their grandma..
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11-30-2010 13:20 by
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If Sarah Palin married Hilary Clinton, who would be the butch one?
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11-30-2010 13:15
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All I want for Christmas is the charges dropped.
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11-30-2010 12:59 by
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another day closer to being worm food......
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11-30-2010 12:02 by
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NOTE TO SELF: Please stop writing yourself notes. Love, Self
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11-30-2010 12:00 by
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How is Justin Bieber 1 of the 10 most fascinating people...
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11-30-2010 11:54
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Son: Dad is it ok to love a midget, Dad- depends on if your nuts over her
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11-30-2010 11:02
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I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
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11-30-2010 09:51 by
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Give back to your community what they claim to have given to you.
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11-30-2010 09:43
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Hey homeless guy, quick tip: don't panhandle outside the 99 Cent Store, we're not that far from you.
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11-30-2010 09:32
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My daughter spilled a whole bottle of baby powder on her room because she wanted to practice ice skating. Are you serious Disney channel?
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11-30-2010 08:32
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If we really want to keep our sensitive documents safe... Why don't we keep them with Obamas birth certificate?
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11-30-2010 08:29 by
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I'm kinda like Han Solo. Always strokin my own wookie
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11-30-2010 08:00 by
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