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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk. 
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
wishes google maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option
You have no idea how bad I want to write "Navidad" under the "For Lease" sign up the street!....Just Sayin...
I JUST READ THEY ARE TAKING A POLL ASKING "HOW OLD IS TOO OLD TO DRIVE" I THINK WHEN YOUR ARE DOING 4 MPH IN THE LEFT LANE AND I CAN'T SEE YOU BEHIND THE WHEEL, AND USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL 37 BLOCKS BEFORE YOU TURN.
If I was two faced, do you think I'd be wearing this one?
Ever notice in movies that all the bad stuff happens after having sex? Like the Terminator showed up just minutes after the sex scene.
'If you see an angry bear, pretend to be dead,'...are you sure? I won't be pretending for long. It's a bear that's already angry. The last thing I should be doing is playing a practical joke on it.
Obama thinks that $172,000 a year is a modest salary. Scratching my head .....I want a modest salary!!!
Coupon Susie and I were going to get married, but it turned out she just wasn't cut out for me.
I have been so lazy this week the the Government called and asked if I wanted a check!!!
thinks the world would be a lot more fun if people screamed when they yawned...
wanna know why that dog hangs his head out the car window,cause the drivers breath stinks ,...
still has a crush on Winnie Cooper.
how you doing(in that guy with the golden voice kind of voice)
got fired today but is planning on showing up to work tomorrow anyway hoping they forgot...
Statistically in 2010, 43,869,800 people changed their relationship status to single yet I am still sitting home alone on Saturday night??
Dear other countries, we can't explain Jersey Shore's popularity either.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they're being annoying little bastrds.
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