Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   just herd Jeopardy will pitting human contestants against a computer named "Watson"; TERMINATOR BEGINS! O_O

   Happy "James Earl Ray" day

   never take an angry women with you to target practice.

   I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-

   Do the people on Take Me Out actually maintain a relationship?

   Cupid teaches kids to shoot someone in the butt with an arrow to make them like you.

   doing The Safety Dance while holding scissors. I'm such a rebel.

   Note to Self: Stop posting personal things on Facebook and make appointment at the free clinic.

   I hate people that are conceited. I am so much better than them.

   Its the middle of January and you live in New England....Stop complaining and acting surprised "Its still snowing"!!!

   Things in my life are finally starting to click...... Like my elbows, my knees, my feet,etc;

   To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone "ass" so I could back that ass up.

   I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate...

   Making $ is easy. Press shift+4.

   "Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes." This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns.

   Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.

   anyone on Myspace anymore? I wonder if Tom is on facebook....

   I bet the zodiac killers brain is about to explode.

   Sometimes while I drink my morning coffee I stare out the window think to myself "F#&k, thats a lot of snow!!"

   Heard more dead birds were found in Pittsburgh and Atlanta last night