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   messageicon obama hears a hu
←Rate | 01-20-2011 05:53 by schiz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've started a new exercise regime. Every morning, before I get out of bed, I do one sit-up.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 05:41 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon String theory is the basis of our universe?? So, God made us in a macramé class??
←Rate | 01-20-2011 04:34 by Scarlet Comments (0)  


   messageicon dealin with backstabbers there was one thing I learned.. they are only powerful when you got ur back turned.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 03:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Treat ur tuthbrush like a girlfrnd Use atleast twice a day Dont let any1 else use it, & replace it in every 3 months.:-)
←Rate | 01-20-2011 01:38 by Aniketh Mendonca Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to partake in the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages this evening
←Rate | 01-20-2011 00:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I am retaining water today. Omg. that's it. no more lifetime movies or chick flicks....
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:50 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dating websites should model themselves after facebook, with an ugly button.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:36 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon A boomerang is a Frisbee for lonely kids.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:28 by Kelevra Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign says "Smoke Free" That's Good.. I hate the places that charge you to smoke!!!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 23:19 by Chris Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please have the courtesy to let me go to hell in my own sweet fashion.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:41 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when some fat ass in a fast food drive thru orders $40 in food.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn, just about got in a head on collision with some idiot who doesn't know how to text and drive nearly as well as I do.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon as much as I like to laugh at AI, having Steve Tyler as a judge is like having Secretariat giving pony rides at a child's party.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 22:04 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had to pick which Kevin Bacon movie I like the most, It would be a tie,.... between all of them
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:36 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I checked out a dating site. That famous "ugly stick" sure has been busy.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would kill the sexiest person on earth but suicide is a crime
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:25 by SEXYONE Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day, long, long ago. There lived a woman who didn't nag, whine, and b!tch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day. The
←Rate | 01-19-2011 20:06 Comments (0)  



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