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   messageicon So you need some excitement in her life? Go buy a pet hippo or badger. Problem solved!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 13:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like my coffee with half and half... half cream and sugar and half coffee
←Rate | 01-28-2011 12:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remain concerned that without Internet access, the people of Egypt may not know that Charlie Sheen is okay.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 12:46 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Professionals built the Titanic; Amateurs built the Ark.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 11:37 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:29 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon I posted on Facebook I was no Gynagoligist,but i'll take a look. I got "17 people like this.And best of all 5 appointments !
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:14 by Willy Wombat Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine has obviously never had broken ribs.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:11 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life knocks me down, I call her a b*tch and walk away. She hates it when I call her that
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC News: Couple remarry 57 years after divorce. God bless Alzheimers.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:06 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the NHS cutbacks have gone too far... I didn't even get a f-kin sticker at the dentist today.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:06 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hit a coyote with my car on the way to work this morning. I tried to miss it but it was going to fast. It might have had something to do with that ACME rocket strapped to his back
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:39 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon S(he) (is) Br(ok)en.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know the economy is bad when you get a check from the government and it bounces! Good luck my fellow Americans
←Rate | 01-28-2011 09:20 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Bravo Taco Bell for your beefesque product. Even if it is only 35% well I say just eat 3 of them ...to get 105%
←Rate | 01-28-2011 08:43 by michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of the ingredients of Taco Bell meat "filler" isolated oat product, soybean based anti dusting agent and silicon dioxide (better known by it's street name sand). It's like your mouth has gone to the beach to take a vacation from meat.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 08:42 by michael Comments (1)  


   messageicon getting to work on time only makes the day longer!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 06:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oprah sister is the new Pat; Pat is the new Stedman and Stedman is the new Tampon.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 03:38 by @Mcisaac360 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES You're in a queue in primark , shoes in hand. If your friend sees a top she likes and throws it to you from the back of the queue , if there's nobody in front of you in the queue at the moment the top leaves your friends hands..... YOU ARE OFFSIDE!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 03:01 Comments (1)  


   messageicon He's rather listen to an entire series of audio books read by Gilbert Gottfried than to listen to your babbling BS any longer.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 01:28 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my method of Resistance Training is just NOT working out!
←Rate | 01-28-2011 00:45 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  



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