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How come Mario can smash through bricks... yet he dies when he touches a freaking turtle!!!???

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←Rate | 02-01-2011 10:14 by @bdog712 Comments (0)

When I was a kid people who wore there hat crooked, pants half off, and shoes untied rode the short bus!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 10:05 by Jeff Comments (0)

Dear Weatherman, Thanks Nostradamus, but I believe the fact that I now have ovaries is a pretty good indicator of how cold it is...Tell me when I can expect the thermometer to NOT read "Fu@king Burrrr" anymore....work on that...thanks

←Rate | 02-01-2011 10:00 Comments (0)

Girls are like police. They never believe things without evidence.

←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:57 by Will Comments (0)

knows Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...

←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:54 by Will Comments (0)

I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

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←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:52 by Will Comments (0)

What do I mean no? Let me clarify....No! As in the opposite of yes. And as in you get nothing!!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:42 Comments (0)

Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe. When asked why he wasn't smoking a cigar he said, ''Cigars are for pu**ies." Clinton rules!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:07 by Dopey420 Comments (0)

this college basketball game is presented to you by Bud Light.....but we wont sell it just to piss you off!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 08:26 Comments (0)

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←Rate | 02-01-2011 07:41 Comments (0)

Tottenham's bids to sign David Beckham and Phil Neville failed after they missed the transfer deadline... By 7 years.

←Rate | 02-01-2011 07:37 by @clarkysj Comments (0)

Who's hit more balls than Babe Ruth?...... Your chin

←Rate | 02-01-2011 03:34 Comments (0)

Do you work at Subway?... Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:18 by howsaboutadime Comments (0)

Simon sure does look alot like Steven Tyler this year, huh?

←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:09 by roustabout Comments (0)

this heat is making me as confused as a baby in a strip club...

←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:02 by Mile Comments (0)

That little Justin Biber chick is really starting to piss me off! Why can't one of the Olsen Twins give her Herpes or something?

←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:01 Comments (0)

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:00 by Mile Comments (0)

's tip of the day: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.

←Rate | 02-01-2011 01:57 Comments (0)

figured out that bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

←Rate | 02-01-2011 01:50 by mile Comments (0)

WOW!! This winter storm system spans 2000 miles!!

←Rate | 02-01-2011 01:48 by ROMAN Comments (0)