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   messageicon Word for today: Dipshidiot
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spiders: Nature's little reminder that you can still scream like a little girl.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bristol Palin says she'll eventually run for political office. Americans say they'll eventually run for Canada.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:19 by Shawnee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had Two cookies I'd give you one, If I had two guys I'd give you the other cookie
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would it be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was "all fun and games" up to that point?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentine's Day is for lovers. Or for people like us who will celebrate anything as long as there's chocolate involved.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The entire French language is a choking hazard.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 21:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens on Facebook stays on Facebook! (and then gets sold to the government for everyone to see).
←Rate | 02-09-2011 20:49 by Rounders Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Packers had a Super Bowl celebration & as a special treat, Christina Aguilera came & messed up the words to “We Are the Champions."
←Rate | 02-09-2011 20:48 by Shawnee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pageant officials want to fire Miss San Antonio for gaining weight. Apparently, the poor girl ballooned all the way up to a size zero.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 20:02 by Joshman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A "SNOOKIE"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:12 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together. ;)
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (4)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream vans in the summer, why cant we have Starbucks vans in the winter?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in.. Governor Mary Fallin has just signed legislation naming the penguin as the new State Bird of Oklahoma...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:57 by timboss Comments (0)  



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