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   messageicon you make me feel like I can touch the planets, you want the moon girl, watch me grab it!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 01:35 by bilal Comments (0)  


   messageicon $100 - Roses, $50 - Dinner, $75 - Hotel, Knowing I saved that money this year - Priceless
←Rate | 02-15-2011 00:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant
←Rate | 02-14-2011 23:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon last Valentine's Day I was f**king stupid, but this year she's f**king somebody else!
←Rate | 02-14-2011 23:46 by 6942 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watson, the super computer, on Jepordy! What's next, Johhny No. 5 on "The Dating Game"?
←Rate | 02-14-2011 23:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if by Jareds you mean Wal-Mart, then yes I got it at Jareds
←Rate | 02-14-2011 23:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If tonight goes just as planned for most people, we should see a lot of new babies in November
←Rate | 02-14-2011 23:19 by Eyekanndee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!
←Rate | 02-14-2011 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Valentine's day, my husband didn't go to Jared. He went to work. I think that the steady paycheck says "I love you" much better than a shiny rock could.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today may be Valentines day, but men will get their revenge in exactly one month....March 14th, look it up.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 20:10 by TheOne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pizza will you be my valentine?
←Rate | 02-14-2011 20:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Lady Gaga shows up at the VMAs covered in meat. Then arrives at the Grammys in an egg. She's only about two red carpets away from being a Denny's Grand Slam.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 19:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
←Rate | 02-14-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That today a small kid dressed in diapers with a bow and arrow came knocking on my door and I turned the hose on him.... come to think about it I might be confusing Halloween with Valentine's Day!
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:52 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:26 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:20 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail: the government's way of sending you to your room
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:15 by Justinjrouser Comments (0)  


   messageicon the kinda guy your mother warned you about. Warned you not to let get away because a good man is hard to find.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines. Rymes with Pointless.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 18:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 1977 Princess Leia asked Obi Wan for help...on 2011, she asked Jenny Craig
←Rate | 02-14-2011 17:53 by Alastor Comments (0)  



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