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   messageicon I like poking dead things with a stick...kicking my neighbors cat...and yelling at nuns walking down the street..."you working or walking?"...let's see that on E-Harmony.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The karaoke guy got cut from American Idol last night...maybe you should be nicer to people...ya prick.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That red headed girl on American Idol got cut last night...what was HIS name again?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:22 Comments (2)  


   messageicon i enjoy long romantic walks to the Refrigerator
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Rogan vs My Grandma....out back...in the alley...on the next pay per-view....my moneys on Ganny.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Rogan is to MMA as Pocket Knife is to ear cleaning?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else think Charlie Sheen snorted the fine line between recreational use and addiction?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 10:02 by terb1000 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sheen needs one more GF, then he could have Charlies Angels....I'm Sheens new PR guy. ;)
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winning is addicted to me...
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:35 by JaxWylde Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's March 4th. I like today's date because it's like I'm telling people what to do.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:33 by Michael Comments (1)  


   messageicon *scratching neck and chin..."I gotta tell you something Joe Rogan....I take Charlie Sheen"
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Muammar Gaddafi owns a house in New Jersey.....wow he really is crazy....hey Snooki, new meat.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen is like an old kung fu movie, his mouth stops moving but he still keeps talking.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be great if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked on stupid people?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:57 by Grifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing worse than being stuck in a car with cold feet and having dog sh*t on your shoes :/
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:51 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you don't know the difference between your/you're and their/there then we/us don't know what the hell YOU'RE saying over THERE.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon S.I.N.G.L.E = Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:32 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Buno Mars would be an awesome wingman..he'd be catching all the grenades for me! lol
←Rate | 03-04-2011 08:00 by Javi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women don't want to hear what you think...Women want to hear what they think- in a deeper voice.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What All Fortune Cookies Should Say: You are about to take a dump in 10 minutes.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 06:52 Comments (0)  



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