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Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
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03-06-2011 15:06 by
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Note to self: Never make a sarcastic remark to someone who is really angry, unless you're prepared to run like hell.
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03-06-2011 15:05 by
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Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."
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03-06-2011 14:17 by
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never shuts the bathroom door. If someone walks in, I say: FINALLY!! Get in here, shut the door, and sit on my lap!! Works every time.
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03-06-2011 13:51 by
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Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...
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03-06-2011 13:07 by
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If your dealer runs out of Charlie Cheen, don't let him try to sell you Emilio Estevez.
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03-06-2011 12:43 by
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ate so many M&Ms last night, you can see faint "M" outlines in my turds!
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03-06-2011 12:39
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Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
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03-06-2011 11:39 by
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You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
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03-06-2011 11:36 by
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The greener the grass is on the otherside is due to the manure being spread.
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03-06-2011 11:18
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wathing 'The Good Girl'. So far there isn't anything "good" about this girl.
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03-06-2011 11:05
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predicts that in the future, everyone famous will have mental health issues which they parade online for our entertainment.
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03-06-2011 10:36 by
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What I do, I do very well, and what I don't do well, I don't do at all.
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03-06-2011 10:09 by
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Keep doing what you're doing and you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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03-06-2011 10:09 by
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"People say you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it."
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03-06-2011 10:05
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"Your Status has expired. Please deposit $1.25". ~FB Meter Maid
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03-06-2011 10:02 by
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according today's date on my transforming robot quartz watch I am in fact not stuck in the 80s despite what others say.
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03-06-2011 09:42
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Fish can drownd if you pull them backwards in the water. Your welcome.
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03-06-2011 05:54
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a guy at work said his grandfather died unexpectedly at the age of92. Really? You couldn't see that coming?
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03-06-2011 05:12
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Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"
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03-06-2011 04:06 by
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