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   messageicon Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self: Never make a sarcastic remark to someone who is really angry, unless you're prepared to run like hell.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:05 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 14:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon never shuts the bathroom door. If someone walks in, I say: FINALLY!! Get in here, shut the door, and sit on my lap!! Works every time.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 13:51 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Learn to spell... Auto Correct isn't always write...
←Rate | 03-06-2011 13:07 by Sierota Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your dealer runs out of Charlie Cheen, don't let him try to sell you Emilio Estevez.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 12:43 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate so many M&Ms last night, you can see faint "M" outlines in my turds!
←Rate | 03-06-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:39 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:36 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The greener the grass is on the otherside is due to the manure being spread.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wathing 'The Good Girl'. So far there isn't anything "good" about this girl.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon predicts that in the future, everyone famous will have mental health issues which they parade online for our entertainment.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:36 by Charles35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I do, I do very well, and what I don't do well, I don't do at all.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:09 by Vinzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep doing what you're doing and you'll keep getting what you're getting.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:09 by vinzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "People say you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Your Status has expired. Please deposit $1.25". ~FB Meter Maid
←Rate | 03-06-2011 10:02 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon according today's date on my transforming robot quartz watch I am in fact not stuck in the 80s despite what others say.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 09:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fish can drownd if you pull them backwards in the water. Your welcome.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 05:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy at work said his grandfather died unexpectedly at the age of92. Really? You couldn't see that coming?
←Rate | 03-06-2011 05:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"
←Rate | 03-06-2011 04:06 by @McIsaac360 Comments (0)  



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