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   messageicon Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that most of the status updates published here in the last 4 months has become soooo lame.. nothing creative..
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you get off a non-stop flight?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 04:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two rules to success in life - 1. Don't tell people everything you know
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And how come there's never a garage actually for sale at all those garage sales?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
←Rate | 03-17-2011 03:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does Pink's new hair do make her look like Mo Howard?
←Rate | 03-17-2011 02:55 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks his GPS has dyslexia....I typed in "Macy's" and it took me to the YMCA!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 02:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 02:46 by Fitzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy St. Patrick's Day: May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Cheers
←Rate | 03-17-2011 02:02 by @Felesar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 01:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's on my mind? *insert sarcastic third party rant here*
←Rate | 03-17-2011 00:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have better things to waste my life on then to put up with you, like updating this status!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 00:38 Comments (0)  



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