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Sometimes I whisper, "I'm on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world....
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02-28-2011 12:48
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thinks you should always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
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02-28-2011 12:47 by
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I think I'm gonna start lifting up my shirt, showing off my gut, and demanding to be called The Fatuation.
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02-28-2011 12:42
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The Oscars are over. From now on, any reference to "The King's Speech" should only reflect the things Charlie Sheen says.
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02-28-2011 12:40 by
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The History Channel isn't what it used to be.
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02-28-2011 12:37
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well the heats off you for now Lindsey Lohan...tell Charlie Sheen thanks.
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02-28-2011 12:31
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Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I'm at today.
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02-28-2011 11:51 by
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Starting a petition for Charlie Sheen and Whitney Houston to co-host the Oscars next year. What a delicious treat that would be.
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02-28-2011 11:49
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The kid from Two and a Half Men looks more like Natalie from the Facts of Life everyday.
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02-28-2011 10:04
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when Ronald Regan was in office we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office with no hope and no cash
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02-28-2011 08:10
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ran home behind the bus today and saved $3.50. Tomorrow I'm going to run behind a cab and save $20
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02-28-2011 05:18
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Took my hubby to the ER last night with one of those four hour erections. All the doctor did was high five him!
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02-28-2011 04:18 by
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if your reading this your on facebook and have no life
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02-28-2011 04:07 by
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Take your time, think a lot. Think of everything you've got. For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
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02-28-2011 02:38 by
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found out what smoking is good for. Yuppie repellent. I'm now going to invest in a box of cigars.
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02-28-2011 02:03 by
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Tonight marks the 83rd Consecutive Anniversary of me not watching the Oscars
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02-28-2011 01:58 by
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Seriously, If You Sent me A Mafia Wars Request again, I'm Gonna have War with You for Real..!!!
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02-28-2011 01:54 by
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I wonder if James Franco is the first Oscar host to ever host the entire ceremony high as a kite.
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02-28-2011 01:21 by
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would gladly volunteer his services to hang out with Charlie Sheen at the Post-Oscars party.... You know, to keep him on the straight and narrow...
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02-28-2011 01:21 by
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dear FB... I assure you, the people you think I may know... not only do I not know... but i'm also pretty sure I wouldn't want to
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02-28-2011 01:08 by
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