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Grab one midget and demand their pot of gold and you get labeled a "public nusance". Anyone could make the same mistake.
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03-17-2011 21:58
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Practice makes perfect......... Does this apply to lying too?
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03-17-2011 21:29
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The one good thing about the English weather...if you don't like it - wait a minute..x
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03-17-2011 20:03
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if it's not worth breaking the BYU honor code then it's not worth doing
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03-17-2011 19:50 by
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it just dawned on me that the Amish people are seriously laughing at us....and our gas prices!
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03-17-2011 19:17
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Enough with the Charlie sheen already! The guys a walking joke we get it....
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03-17-2011 19:11
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plan for the day. 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2.figure the rest out later
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03-17-2011 18:42 by
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When did "wear something green" turn into "dress like an idiot?"
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03-17-2011 18:42 by
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Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.
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03-17-2011 18:40
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sniffing coke and ice cubes got stuck in my nose
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03-17-2011 18:39 by
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wondering how long it took the first humans to realize the first person to die was dead? " Hey man wake up already you are starting to smell."
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03-17-2011 18:31 by
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Your eyes are red,the beer is green don't party too hard,your not Charlie Sheen!
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03-17-2011 18:28 by
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time to take out the vibrator. Need my neck and shoulders to start feeling better. What did you think I was going to use it for?
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03-17-2011 17:32 by
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If you are not looking to get pregnant, the pill is the second best thing a girl can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy
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03-17-2011 17:30 by
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Advice for the Day: Relationships are like farting, if you push too hard, things could get messy real fast
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03-17-2011 17:29 by
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i may be fat but I'm perfectly good at it, boobs on my chest but I like the look of it, fruit and veg may thin my legs, but chips and dips excite me.
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03-17-2011 17:22
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Irish I was drunk right now..
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03-17-2011 17:22
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I will abide by every single law and regulation while driving...not because I'm a good driver, but because there's a COP behind me.
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03-17-2011 16:51 by
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just cut in front of a guy wearing camoflage waiting in a long line and when he said something about it... I told him I didn't see him.
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03-17-2011 16:18 by
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thinks that if I were to become a cannibal, I'd only eat vegetarians, just for the irony
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03-17-2011 16:09 by
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