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Considering the millions of people using Facebook... someone somewhere must be typing the same word at the same time as I am... so... JINX!
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03-04-2011 18:15 by
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I'm thinking about going out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought and nearly died for my right to party...
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03-04-2011 17:55 by
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Blackberries are like girls, they only work when you rub one little button. iPhones are like men. One touch, anywhere and they respond.
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03-04-2011 17:53 by
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"Relationships - are for ugly people!" - Charlie Sheen
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03-04-2011 17:31
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If you had to go without sex and wear ugly clothes you'd be nun to happy too.
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03-04-2011 17:16
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Shirt tail under chin, shorts around ankles, both hands on pecker.......I just "little boy" peed
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03-04-2011 16:40
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You do the work of three people......Larry, Moe and Curly.
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03-04-2011 16:33
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Hey on LifeTime channel it is incest week! CHeck it out..
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03-04-2011 16:21
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My mom will never let me get a tiger blood snowcone ever again...that Charlie Sheen.
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03-04-2011 16:12
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INTERPOL has issued an arrest warrant for Muammar Gaddafi ...sounds like a job for Dog the Bounty hunter.
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03-04-2011 15:05
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A lady is like a piano...If not upright she is grand
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03-04-2011 15:04
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Drove to work on a donut today.. Other than the glaze being sticky.. It went pretty well..
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03-04-2011 14:27
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Charlie Sheens Interview was like watching Tom Arnold, Tom Cruise and Michael J. Fox all rolled into one human.
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03-04-2011 13:53 by
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Dear Starbucks and gas stations...it isn't a competition to see who can charge more.
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03-04-2011 13:42
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Those who do not understand me fear me. Those who do understand me fear for themselves...lol
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03-04-2011 13:39 by
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Trust me when I tell you.. Your Lugz DO NOT look like Timberlands..
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03-04-2011 13:03
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Setting your stove to 425, and opening the door...not very efficient, but somewhat effective when your furnace isn't working and the fix-it guy can't get there till late morning! Instead of 57 degrees...its now a balmy 60. *Wins
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03-04-2011 12:55 by
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Move over weight watchers, there is a new diet in town it's called I can feed my family cause I just filled my gas tank
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03-04-2011 12:53
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hot darn thanks to you now I'm in trouble for crusin on facebook.....thanks grandma
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03-04-2011 12:50 by
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at walmart waitin for the greeter to greet me...ive been sittin in the car for 30mins now...
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03-04-2011 12:44 by
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