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Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. 
Redneck Word Of The Day-OBAMA: I just wiped my butt OBAMA self
THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female- Any part under a car's hood. Male- The strap fastener on a woman's bra
thinks that anytime a conversation goes silent, you can always start it back up by slapping someones forehead and saying, "Shoulda had a V8".
State of the Union Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Obama says, "Let me be clear" or "Make no mistake" ...Have an ambulance standing by.
there may be a me in team.. but, there's 3 u's in "shut the fu*k up"
My new diet plan consists of watching the show "Hoarders" every time I'm hungry.
wondering why nobody told me that half my job as mother would be smelling the crotches of things.
"Yes" is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks I've consumed
against recycling because it makes me look like a huge alcoholic to my garbage man.
Some people who copy and paste jokes from other's status messages from other sites are idiots… A few seconds ago • Like • Comment
if you're drunk and you know it hands your clap.
Around here you don't lose your girl, you just lose your turn ..
roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs
WHAT I HAVE LEARNED: 'Hold me closer Tony Danza' sounds better than 'Tiny Dancer'...just say'n.
believe it or not, there's people out there that actually liked "Grease 2"
Just killed a spider for stepping on my shoes.........#ThugLife
I was focused on getting a beautiful brunette with a great body. Beer goggles sure do correct tunnel vision.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why are there so many First baptist Churches? One of those has to be second, third..........
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