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I wear a lot of axe. But I live in a primarily black neighborhood so around here it's called Ask. 
you're not drinking alone if there's a mirror in the room right?!
I don't sleep with every woman I meat. Usually, I wait for them to leave before I call it a night...
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with a mirror.
In an Indian restaurant last night having a meal, waiter came over and says, 'Curry OK?' I said, 'Go on then, just one song then bugger off'
The kids wanted to go somewhere expensive~so I told them to get their piggybanks and we went to the gas station.....they didn't think it was as funny as I did....
It took civilization thousands of years to get us off the farm, and Facebook just one year to send people back.
Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.
6.9 is just like 69, but a period got in the way.
There's no way I could possibly be lactose intolerrant!! I love B( o )( o )BS!!!
So Lindsey Lohan wants to go by one name now. I got one for her~~~Defendant
If you can't say anything nice.....we're probably related.
Wonder if the government is going to issue fuel stamps to the needy, I need to be on that program.
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
was talking with my neighbor when we saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbor said "Are you going to help?" I said No, six should be enough.
I'm feeling a bit scrappy and chivalrous today. kinda like the fox Sir Didymus in The Labyrinth. Where is Ambrosius my trusty steed?..RJ..
■Women are angels, and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly…on a broomstick. They're flexible that way. ツ
How do you really get to Sesame Street?
What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a BJ.
I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!
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