Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   This Weekend Me And Some Friends Doing A Reenactment Of The Movie "Hang Over"

   My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.

   This bumber sticker says JESUS SAVES " HE MUST SHOP AT WALMART"

   One of the hardest things in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which to burn.!!!

   I was singing Rihanna's new song last night when my wife was in the room.... Lesson learned... Sticks and stones might not hurt.... But whips and chains do...

   If my statuses offend you, please let me know so I can remedy the problem....by deleting you.

   I think the saddest April Fools' joke is thinking there's only one day we devote to lying to each other.

   thinking of deleting her friends on facebook that get 300,000 or higher on Bejeweled Blitz.. that way I can finally be #1!

   After a long first game the Cubs seem to have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention, Congrats to Ryan Dumpster, 6 runs in 6 innings not a bad start..

   Guns don't kill people , My cousin does!!!

   I've been voted Most Likely.

   I heard they found the deadly Egyptian cobra that was missing from the Bronx Zoo.....It was in Lindsay Lohan's purse!

   Neighbor not a radioactive zombie. Btw, completely unrelated, but any ideas for an "I'm sorry" gift for someone in hospital.......

   when girls get there period,they should change there relationship status to"Out of Order"

   I'm ecstatic about this radioactive wind, this is my closest chance to get those superpowers I always wanted. Thanks japan!

   listening to Obama's "good news about the economy" speech was the best April fool's prank yet...

   Anyone who thinks Fool's Day comes just once a year, doesn't work where I work!

   The battle between the giant soft drink manufacturers is over: Pepsi One® Coke Zero®

   The voices in my head got mad and stopped speaking to me...now I'm bored

   If they gave out awards for laziness, I would send somebody to accept it for me.