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Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
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03-09-2011 14:46 by
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Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.
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03-09-2011 14:45 by
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Excellent time to become a missing person.
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03-09-2011 14:43 by
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Test tube babies shouldn't throw stones.
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03-09-2011 14:40 by
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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03-09-2011 14:37 by
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I got kicked out of the Casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table
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03-09-2011 14:19 by
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Some people should really consider giving up AIR for Lent... just sayin'
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03-09-2011 14:17 by
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So who's going to give up Facebook for Lent? Now there's a sacrifice. ;)
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03-09-2011 13:52
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Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle
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03-09-2011 13:31 by
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That awkward moment when Eminem eats M&Ms, Flo Rida goes to Florida and 50 Cent has 2 quarters
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03-09-2011 13:10 by
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Everyone has the power to make someone else happy. Some do it by entering the room, while others do it by leaving.
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03-09-2011 13:09 by
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The awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher 'Mom.'
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03-09-2011 13:08 by
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I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
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03-09-2011 13:06 by
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Sometimes I think life would be more fun with a "thumbs down" option for people like I have on Pandora for songs
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03-09-2011 12:52 by
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If you post another Biggie video.. expect a drive by..
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03-09-2011 12:26
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"The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~
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03-09-2011 12:12
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Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
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03-09-2011 12:00 by
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The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
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03-09-2011 11:59 by
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Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
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03-09-2011 11:55 by
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Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends
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03-09-2011 11:53 by
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