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   messageicon Oh my God... that sun drop commercial with the pale chick dancing to snoop Doug is so annoying I just threw my remote at the TV screaming "shut up!!" Anyway.. I'm at best buy looking for a new TV...
←Rate | 04-03-2011 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't care where you are then your not lost.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 11:52 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon it only thunders when it's raining.. a player only loves you when he's playing..
←Rate | 04-03-2011 11:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gonna get a softball team going and name ourselves "off constantly". That way if we lose a game, we could still have the satisfaction of listening our opponents try to brag about beating off constantly..
←Rate | 04-03-2011 10:05 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let your life be hell, you get more than enough of that when it's over
←Rate | 04-03-2011 05:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heads up... If your significant other is paranoid about you cheating, it probably means they are.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 04:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny Conundrum: Most single people wana be in a relationship, and most people in a relationship wana be single.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 04:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas" The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played
←Rate | 04-03-2011 02:49 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men think women are so complicated ?? All you have to do is give us chocolate, tell us we're pretty, and assume everything we say is right
←Rate | 04-03-2011 02:39 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm kinda like pizza - even when I'm bad I'm good!
←Rate | 04-03-2011 02:06 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon diputs leef uoy edam I sey <--Now read it backwords
←Rate | 04-03-2011 01:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When being chased by police, you're best chance is to throw the passenger out the window. They will most likely stop for them, so you can get away.
←Rate | 04-03-2011 01:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Don't blame me, I voted for the white dude!
←Rate | 04-03-2011 01:01 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a cowgirl...and you can be my cowboy...but only if you wear levis..cus wranglers strangle the boys
←Rate | 04-03-2011 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out that if you bake ice cream it does NOT make ice cream cake
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:50 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty Fry for a Rice guy.
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:41 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎90 people have swine flu(H1N1), and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:39 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon If politicians are the answer, then it must have been a damn stupid question
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:38 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said 'Laughter is a medicine with no side effects' obviously never pee'd themselves from laughing
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:37 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refuse to jump on the 'I hate Mondays' bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
←Rate | 04-02-2011 22:36 by Destiny Comments (0)  



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