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03-10-2011 17:30 by Charles35
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Most fortune cookies are too boring and cliché. So, I've decided to start my own fortune cookie company. My goal is to at least make the fortunes more accessible and realistic. Such as: You will experience a horrific bowel movement in about 10 minutes.
So, the U.S. Government has proposed to replace the $1 bill with a $1 coin. They say it will save $5.5 billion dollars. Time for me to cash in too... by producing a stripper g-string that will hold coins.
I try not to curse, but when God D@mn slips out, I always get, "Don't use God's name in vain". I always respond, "I never said his NAME...God is simply a title, like Dr or Mr". Do you even know his name? Bible Thumpers...
Fair warning: I've decided that ,from now on,all "poke wars" I am engaged in will spill over into your everyday encounters with myself... and I will be victorious....