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   messageicon forgetting about the price tag.... and hoping my dad does the same whenever he gets my credit card statement!!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:44 by dee Comments (0)  


   messageicon sorry I'm drunk and I posted the same status twice....oopsy!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:23 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never make the same mistake twice.... I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:20 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon the thing I want to be said when i'm laying in the casket is " Look he moved!"
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had excellent grilled chicken for dinner that I'm actually enjoying the taste of my burps.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 20:07 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon my wife said she let a sbd go in church I said she needed new batteries for her hearing aid.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook needs a facelift!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't have my budget balanced by tomorrow--I am just going to shut down...
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:23 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon so gangsta I dont even use umbrellas when it rains!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:16 by ndiggitydog Comments (0)  


   messageicon so hardcore I bought 1 newspaper and took 2! now what!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:15 by ndiggitydogg! Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never make the same mistake twice.....I make it 5 or 6 times just to be sure.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 19:12 by Jason Biaza Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I dont fall asleep soon I'm going to jump off this 5 story books..
←Rate | 04-06-2011 18:18 by leigh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just tried to make a sweet & adorable YouTube video of my cats, but the project fell apart due to creative differences
←Rate | 04-06-2011 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moms are really very clever!! within the first 10 minutes of visitng her, she read my mind better than I ever read it myself! I could never be a real man just like my own mother.. love you mom!! :-)
←Rate | 04-06-2011 18:00 by Jay Comments (0)  


   messageicon definition of the day: Kia....You mess with my women I kia
←Rate | 04-06-2011 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jamaican GPS' would be great. “TURN AROUND, MON. YOU GOIN' DE WRONG WAY. TURN DE ODDA WAY MON. KEEP GOIN' DATTA WAY, MON. TURN COMIN' UP ON DE NEXT LEFT. YOU GOT DIS, MON.”
←Rate | 04-06-2011 17:49 Comments (1)  


   messageicon bumped into this cat at the gas station this morning getting coffee and he told me "Asalamalakum." I told him "I also like the Lakers!"
←Rate | 04-06-2011 17:23 by KG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have decided that if I ever win the lottery I am going to hire a Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister to follow me around to the bars.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 17:04 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl scout cookies just came, no time for Facebook!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 16:09 by jgmitts Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't Barbie and Ken have any kids? Answer: Because Ken came in another box.
←Rate | 04-06-2011 15:02 by Brent Andersson Comments (0)  



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