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   messageicon Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 17:19 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Congress, Before stopping military pay, you might want to think about what you trained us to do. Sincerely, A Proud Soldier
←Rate | 04-08-2011 17:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DEVELOPING NEWS: The U.S. Government is shutting down....IN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT DEVELOPING NEWS: I've already started DRINKING!!!! The Government can tax me, but they can't ruin my FRIDAY!!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 16:50 by Rherrera Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you start smoking beers and drinking cigarettes its time to quits call it.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 16:10 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Honey... Remember that trip to Yellowstone we have planned this weekend?....
←Rate | 04-08-2011 16:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep hearing this week is the big 17th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. I'm just wondering why we are suddenly celebrating 17th anniversary's like they are significant somehow. Otherwise, shouldn't he wait until 20th or 25th like other dead people?
←Rate | 04-08-2011 15:54 by kgen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is patience. Love is kind. Love is making me lose my mind.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon News Flash: Bears in Yosemite rejoicing over possible government shutdown.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:50 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Procrasturbate: Putting off doing something more important for something more "exciting"
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Government Shutdown Day everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when your EX is you Doctor O_o!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:19 by Flix Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the Fast and Furious franchise has started production of their latest movie. It is tenatively called Tokyo Adrift.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People know what tautology means or they don't.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 12:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Developing News: I already started drinking.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Advice of the day: Never do a runner from a Kenyan restaurant.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion! (I'm here all day)
←Rate | 04-08-2011 11:42 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 04-08-2011 11:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny is grown adults who think they are still in an AOL chat room! haha
←Rate | 04-08-2011 10:16 by You know!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon One word that says It all "SHUDDAFUGUP"
←Rate | 04-08-2011 10:03 by Destiny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how Facebook is Fantasy Island for some. They pretend to be something they are not on FB but in real life are real douchebags!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:56 Comments (0)  



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