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Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. 
A word to the wise ain't necessary it's the stupid ones that need the advice
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Here's what I've learned about dogs: They're a lot like pretty girls. Having one or two around makes everything more fun, but when you get a whole bunch together, it turns into one big power struggle.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!
BEER!!!! now cheaper than gas...DRINK......DON'T DRIVE!!!!!
Hold your tounge and say " I won a math debate"
i wonder if men who wear skinny jeans have to wear thongs too since there is clearly no room for boxers or briefs in those things
SAY ''I won a math debate'' really fast & click the like button if you get it
The bad news is radiation is now pouring from two plants in japan, the good news is Godzilla could be a real possibility in a few years.
I been seeinq the same posts for the past weeks. yall needa to stop slackin, I need more qudd statuses (:
Who wants to bet I don't have a gambling problem?
I dont have a gambling problem!! How much you wanna bet?
ATTENTION STRIPPERS: Now that the US will be distributing coin dollars instead of bills, you might want to invest in a fanny pack, goggles, and a helmet. BOW CHIKA WOW WOW.
Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?
Dear Mapquest: Why not start with driving direction #5; I am pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood...
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