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Once a pun a time, I used to be terrific at wordplay.
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03-17-2011 11:54 by
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Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
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03-17-2011 11:48 by
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99% of relationships involve tolerating how weird the other person is.
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03-17-2011 11:46 by
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Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see, "May cause extreme sexiness."
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03-17-2011 11:45 by
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Helpful advice for people: Don't be a douche.
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03-17-2011 11:40 by
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My theory on Marriage, Why pay for internet when WiFi is free.
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03-17-2011 11:14 by
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If you're not wearing green right now, shuffle your feet on the carpet and touch the screen to receive your "virtual pinch".
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03-17-2011 11:11 by
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Drinking green beer makes you no more Irish, than drinking tiger's blood makes you a blubbering, coked-out douchebag….oh….wait….
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03-17-2011 10:53 by
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I can't tell if its the acid I dropped or the green beer I've been drinking since 12:30 a.m., but there are Leprechauns everywhere!! HAPPY PAT'S DAY LASSIES!!!
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03-17-2011 10:49
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just recieved a letter in the mail from Jerry Springer asking me to be a guest on his show.... This cant be good
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03-17-2011 10:39 by
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Thx Burger King breakfast for letting me experience Prison Food!
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03-17-2011 10:37 by
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The difference between St. Patrick's Day and Black History Month, is that on St. Patrick's Day....people want to pretend they are Irish....
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03-17-2011 10:26
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Happy Leprechaun Appreciation Day!
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03-17-2011 10:14
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You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
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03-17-2011 10:06 by
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Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
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03-17-2011 10:04 by
BEGO
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by
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Here's something that could revolutionize St. Patrick's Day -- green Pepto-Bismol.
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03-17-2011 10:01 by
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Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober.
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03-17-2011 10:00 by
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kiss me I'm Irish, and slip me some tongue cause I think there's a lil french in there too
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03-17-2011 09:58
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Follow your dreams......except those weird ones!
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