Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I f I have am erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, I'm not calling a doctor...I'm calling a film crew!

   French Toast.....French Fries....French Kiss and now French Fighter Jets....all bad a** contributions by France

   Viva la French Toast!

   France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....

   but the bigger question is the pilot of the french fighter jet that fired on Quadafi's tank....Did he immediately land and surrender to its crew?

   I guess the phrase ''ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!'' does'nt work on the I R S.

   ‎ So, did France like lose at rock, paper, scissors or something? I mean France?

   Finally some "CHANGE" we can sink our teeth into. Chicken and Waffles at the I-Hop!

   I will never go Bungee Jumping. Put all your faith in a piece of Rubber? I got here because of its failure and I don't plan on giving it a chance to take me out!

   Tonights Forecast in Libya: A beautiful full blue moon followed by a sky filled with long range missiles and a great air show.

   Civil war divides Libya into Libya Majora and Libya Minora.

   if you cant face it, moon it. but just for tonight, you can also supermoon it. its like mooning it but a bit closer

   Decided to add upsets to my bracket this year. So far, I'm the only one that is upset.

   don't beleive all the rumours on me, the true is much worst.

   You know what they say about a man and his feet, That's why I don't find my fear of being raped by a clown irrational.

   Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.

   I read CAPS LOCK words in a Billy Mays voice

   I still haven't set my clock forward and refuse to acknowledge the time change. I'm not losing an hour of my weekend

   I'm watching hoarders...getting decorating tips

   In recognition and apprehension for our first day of Spring tomorrow, I say a BIG F.U. to Winter!