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I'm not giving you the middle finger; I'm showing half of a peace sign. 
The more I study the differences between the Beatles as a group vs their solo careers, the more I realize that the Beatles as a group could have been easily named the George Martin Project.
Air Poland is now Air Jetski.
A friend: Here's a picture of me when I was youMy friend: Here's a picture of me when I was younger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.nger. Me: All pictures of you are when you were younger.
Robocop is just a Terminator that hunts minorities.. And dogs
Missus Beasley gaema hat!
Why are you all still shooting off fireworks? It's July 8th for crying out loud! One of them flew off course and almost hit my Christmas tree!
My idea of camping is a Motel 6 with a broken ice machine and no cable.
If casual sex exists that implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
A fun Independence Day depends on your number of dependents.
"Diddy be giddy cause he be founded not gitty!" - The Ghost of Johnnie Cochran
I had White Castle for dinner tonight. It was so good my butt gave them a big blowout review.
Panties aren't the best thing in the world. But they're next to it.
I'll never understand people saying "Rest In Peace" when someone dies. Of course they're resting in peace. They're dead.
Hey, Dawn. Show us how well you clean dishes. We ain't got no oily duck.
If you're unhappy with summer heat, remember this... you never have to shovel sunshine off your sidewalk.
Envy, laziness Envy, laziness, and incompetency gave birth to communism.and incompetency gave birth to communism.
The law says I can't drive with an open container, but it says nothing about jello shots!
A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 150 feet, but I can only walk so fast.
Hamas is not what it used to be. You can see they don't have the money anymore. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden.
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