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Pick it, pack it, fire it up come along, and take a hit from the bong
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04-20-2011 02:39
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It's 4:19pm gotta minute?
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04-20-2011 02:26
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Look ahead, not behind and we will find piece of mind. I know you'll find a place to dry my little social butterfly!
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04-19-2011 23:16 by
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"Mounted in Alaska" ... Prolly coulda come up with a better name for that show.
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04-19-2011 23:11 by
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You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
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04-19-2011 22:17 by
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Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.
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04-19-2011 22:16 by
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If you don't go after it, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you dont step forward, you'll always be in the same place.
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04-19-2011 22:14
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If somebody's presence does not add value to your life... then their absence should make no difference!
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04-19-2011 22:12 by
Marshall the Great
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May your friends respect you, your troubles neglect you, your family protect you, and negativity not affect you.
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04-19-2011 22:10 by
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Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama Bear. Why don't you share a bed?! cried Baby Bear.
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04-19-2011 22:08
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I have benefits if anybody needs a friend.
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04-19-2011 22:07 by
Marshall the Great
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When life gives you a Grenade, pull the pin and toss it to your EX..
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04-19-2011 21:58 by
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A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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04-19-2011 21:57 by
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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04-19-2011 21:55 by
Marshall the Great
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When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic
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04-19-2011 21:45 by
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I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!
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04-19-2011 21:34 by
BEGO
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To the redheaded guy on CSI Miami...you're not Clint Eastwood so knock it off!!!
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04-19-2011 21:25 by
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Non-Smoker - I hate cigarettes...!Smoker - Me too , thats why I am burning it. ! !
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04-19-2011 21:25 by
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I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
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04-19-2011 21:23 by
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April 19th 2011 at 8:11pm Skynet went active.
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