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   messageicon Pick it, pack it, fire it up come along, and take a hit from the bong
←Rate | 04-20-2011 02:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 4:19pm gotta minute?
←Rate | 04-20-2011 02:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look ahead, not behind and we will find piece of mind. I know you'll find a place to dry my little social butterfly!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 23:16 by Richard Simmons Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Mounted in Alaska" ... Prolly coulda come up with a better name for that show.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 23:11 by devildog Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it's no longer a mistake. It's a choice.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't go after it, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you dont step forward, you'll always be in the same place.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If somebody's presence does not add value to your life... then their absence should make no difference!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon May your friends respect you, your troubles neglect you, your family protect you, and negativity not affect you.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama Bear. Why don't you share a bed?! cried Baby Bear.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have benefits if anybody needs a friend.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life gives you a Grenade, pull the pin and toss it to your EX..
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the redheaded guy on CSI Miami...you're not Clint Eastwood so knock it off!!!
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Non-Smoker - I hate cigarettes...!Smoker - Me too , thats why I am burning it. ! !
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon April 19th 2011 at 8:11pm Skynet went active.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 21:19 Comments (0)  



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