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   messageicon If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? When you say 'beer can" in a British accent you're also saying "bacon" in a jamaican accent.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:10 by April Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fashion police can eat my white jean shorts!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 13:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had sex last night and was told "I loved every second of it" And now confused?!?!?
←Rate | 04-21-2011 12:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to the close-minded: different doesn't mean wrong, it's simply right in another way. Appreciate it, rather than punish it with naive isolation
←Rate | 04-21-2011 12:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man is it cold outside...just want to give a shout out to whoever invented the padded bra...THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 12:15 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Save water – take a bath with your neighbor's wife.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:38 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I ran over your dog but in my defense I was texting! You're being awfully judgemental for someone who can't even see.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:38 by Gman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Within 7 seconds of meeting a girl, I decide whether or not I will sleep with her. Convincing her the rest of the night is the tricky part.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon F*cking a mannequin is not an excuse to tell your friends you're banging a model.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:31 by Gman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:28 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:27 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:26 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:25 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:23 by ItzSergio Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook.. Where ugly people try to convince the world that they're cute..
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People change its a part of life, but sometimes its easier to hold on to the memories of who they were... rather then to realize who they have become...
←Rate | 04-21-2011 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got scammed out of $25.00, Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes. " Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money. Pass this on so others don't get scammed. Best Regards, Charlie Sheen
←Rate | 04-21-2011 10:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am on hold. My call is important to them.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 10:39 by J. BIAZA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I phoned up a big company today to complain. I said, "Can I speak to the Chairman please?" The snooty woman on the phone replied, "Actually it's ChairWOMAN." I said, "Oh, okay, in that case can I speak to the Vice Chairman please?"
←Rate | 04-21-2011 10:38 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  



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