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   messageicon If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:29 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Haven't been to church in a couple years, sure hope I don't catch on fire........
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:27 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever die because of marijuana, mark on my grave, “I am too stoned to get up!”
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:27 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon going rabbit hunting
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:25 by mr beers Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:24 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a girl by her makeup!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am risen today too... if it lasts for more than 4 hours, I need to go to the ER though.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to bury my huevos every day, not just today
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫Just let your soooouuuuul glow baby, feeling oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through yeah. Just let your soooouuuul glow oooo....(Soul glow) ♫
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'd have been in Jerusalem when Jesus had risen from his tomb, I'm pretty sure I'd have been the only idiot to poke him with a stick and yell out "The Zombie apocalypse has begun!"
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:01 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do more drinking before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 09:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter Yolks!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too many hollier than thou people with no sense of humour around.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 08:09 Comments (0)  



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