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Troubles keep me interested in my life :)
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04-27-2011 14:34 by
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I missed a payment on my cable bill....purposely, so I don't have to watch that royal wedding crap!
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04-27-2011 14:30
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog crap in my yard.
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04-27-2011 14:27 by
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Hey, this Facebook thingy is WAY more fun than talking to each other!
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04-27-2011 14:23 by
Marshall the Great
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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! :(
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04-27-2011 14:20 by
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I can't stand it if I'm excluded from an activity even if I have no intention of going and don't like those who are.
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04-27-2011 14:18 by
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If my number of Facebook friends drops, I just assume someone died.
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04-27-2011 14:17 by
Marshall the Great
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Men Give Give Give Forgive........ Women Get Get Get Forget........
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04-27-2011 14:17
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Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it.
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04-27-2011 13:56 by
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Local cemetery raises cost of burials, blames "cost of living".
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04-27-2011 13:56
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You should not be angry if all she wants is your money because all you want is her body.
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04-27-2011 13:23
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It never dawned on me about how fascinating I truly am until I perused through my Google search history.
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04-27-2011 13:12
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I see by your Facebook bio that you're into crafts, blogging, windmills, cats, food, earwax, wine, jazz, God, gaming. ME TOO!
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04-27-2011 12:15 by
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Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
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04-27-2011 12:14 by
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Since President Obama had to show his birth certificate... I am going to need Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann to show me a copy of their HS diploma... Because I have doubts..
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04-27-2011 12:14 by
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The strangest thing about Obama's birth certificate is that it lists Joe Biden as a witness to his birth. Other than that, it appears fine........
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04-27-2011 12:13 by
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Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant
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04-27-2011 10:48
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Dear Dr. Phil, Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first. Sincerely, Dr. Pepper
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04-27-2011 10:47
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I'm having a royal wedding watching party...drinking beer out of tea cups. Pinkies up....chug chug chug
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04-27-2011 09:43 by
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hitting balls into the field of dreams...
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04-27-2011 09:41 by
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