Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   New report: JSOC actually used Usama's iPhone 4 to track him.

   sorry for anyone in a cab right now.......awkward!!!!!

   Looks like Jeff Dunham is going to have another partner for Achmed the Dead Terrorist...

   Anyone else notice the only difference between Obama and Osama is BS?!

   This has not been a good time for crzed dictators. First Saddam, then Osama, Charlie Sheen better hide!!!

   Every terrorist, "OK, OK EVERYBODY CALM DOWN, WHO HERE HAS SEEN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S??"

   Barack Obama will now have a book signing tour for his new book called "How I Took Down Bin Laden"

   Hey People lets not forget about William and Kate!

   I hope Obama held the gun sideways when he shot Bin Laden.

   So now since Mr. Laden is no longer with us does this mean gas prices are going down ?

   Now if only they could find Waldo....

   Amazing in the same week he finds his birth certificate and bin Laden

   Does this mean diaper prices are going down...?

   I bet Obama is mad he had to put that suit back on!

   I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.

   If Ashton Kutcher pops up right now and says "You just got Punk'd"... Ima be so pissed!

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   hoping the death of Osama Bin Laden means I cen get on a plane without getting fondled by a TSA agent.

   Hide and seek undefeated Champion, Osama Bin Laden 2001-2011!

   I wonder how Kate and the Prince are doing right now, since the news has been taken off of them for a dead guy.