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   messageicon ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:57 by Shea1985 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say "Hi!" to Saddam for us, Bin Laden.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon they got him in a mansion.. but I'll bet anything he was in the basement.. AKA man-"cave"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is asking, "Who died?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:41 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:38 by Magnus Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey did you guys hear? The Apprentice was interrupted by some special news report....
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon osama we found you now all we have to do is find waldo
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Barack Obama to deliver his re-election victory speech tomorrow....
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:17 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obama..Can you please find my baby daddy now?! He's been hiding for years an owes me money!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like celebrating by eating a good old american double cheeze burger, fries and a cold Budweiser to wash it down.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:14 by Magnus Comments (0)  


   messageicon a gift to AMERICA .....President's BIRTH certificate and Bin Laden's DEATH certificate!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:12 by Brian ROSS Comments (0)  


   messageicon whoever killed him should be awarded Pippa Middleton
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:08 by Dysphoria Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between Obama and Osama is BS
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon he finally killed someone...bout time obama blackened up.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:00 by tails277 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not bad for 2 weeks worth of work. President's birth certificate and BI LADEN's death certificate!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 00:00 Comments (0)  



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