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   messageicon They deployed on Osama the minute he "checked in" to the mansion.... Well played Facebook.......
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:29 by Sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't care that she's bad at parking. The other cars are bad at swerving!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, so Osama is dead, horraay, but there are still thousands of clowns haunting the earth!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i was sick of partying and thought i'll take a break for few days but this Osama just gave me a reason to party again.. tonight i'll have Osama Shots
←Rate | 05-02-2011 03:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill. War on terror is not over yet!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you cut the head off a snake, it doesn't die right away, it's still dangerous. The war on terror is NOT over, just yet.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:20 by BB Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wait, since Bin Laden's dead, who will protect us from the Jersey Shore??
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama, our marijuana laws are causing a dilema. Half of us can not find our car keys, could use a little help, sincerely, California
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:55 by Silho Uette Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now Bin Laden is in Hell with his 72 "virgins" cursing the iPhone app "use current location" and wondering why nobody showed him the fine print in the Qu'ran stating that the "virgins" were never specified as being female... or human, for that matte
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:47 by akangel Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do want to bet there's going to be a lot of revenge attacks over the next few months?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Call of Duty: Black Ops trained soldiers kill Bin Laden
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks we should we get MAURY involved to confirm Osama's DNA?!?!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden got shot in the head .. first shot missed and went through his ears
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now we have no excuse to go overseas for foreign oil.. Back To The Future 2 had it right...We should be using Mr. Fusion as a source of power and energy by now! >_<
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. - Mark Twain
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:31 by jasonofthedead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like bin laden picked the wrong day to try on his British army gear...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when the newscaster confuses the name Obama with Osama
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 01:02 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)  



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