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   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least he saw the royal wedding...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:47 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by smilingjackal Comments (0)  


   messageicon So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:46 by quirkysally Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving Obama credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden is like giving the flower credit for producing honey.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a genius way to get re-elected... everybody else drops gas prices, but our boy OBAMA drops Osama... IN THE OCEAN?... Yeah right!!!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think, had we went into the Government Shutdown, Bin Laden would still be playing his game of hide and seek...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So word is Osama is on his way to Hawaii to get a death certificate made, since that state is now known for making the best authentic looking fictitious certificates.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aw Jeez, I just realized Osama could feasibly end up in a can of tuna fish.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama's last words, "Who is there?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon OSAMA may you rot in hell and have to listen to entire justin beiber discography over and over again for all eternity
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama Bin Laden just found out that his 70 virgins are gay men...too late! Up yours, Osama!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:04 by Gitte Mentch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of labeling OBL with the titles he would want and relish in, such as "Al Qaeda founder", "Terrorist Leader" or "9/11 Mastermind", we should just label him as Hide & Seek Champion 2001-2011. You're next Waldo.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:57 by DaveB1191 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:54 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK England, we will see your wedding and raise you a funeral.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet george bush woke up with a hard on for the first time in 35 years
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:45 by JFraz Comments (0)  



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