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   messageicon 1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:18 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 13:54 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pakistan... An oasis on the coastline of the Arabian sea specializing in the comfort of terrorists seeking an extended lavish getaway.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 13:36 by gotcha Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the special forces soldiers answered "house keeping" when Bin Laden asked "who's there"?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 13:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So it took him years to produce a fake birth certificate and he decideds to dump Osama's body in the ocean where there is no proof??? hmm
←Rate | 05-02-2011 13:18 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell, via the US Navy SEALS
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:49 by mntnbikerbw Comments (2)  


   messageicon It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn!! Its worrying! Even Osama bin laden is not safe in Pakistan!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Micheal C Hall just got done filming his 6 season of Dexter in Pakistan.coincidence?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:41 by Bear Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:37 by Yeah Right Comments (0)  


   messageicon The EPA has released that they are going to fine the United States Navy for dumping a piece of shot into the ocean
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what??!! hey buried Osama in the sea? Now will he get 72 virgin mermaids !!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon COMING SOON... OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our national debt!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama committed a classic hollywood horror movie blunder...he answered the door and asked 'who's there'......US NAVY SEALS THATS WHO, MOTHERF**KER!!!! (BANG, BANG)!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought we were trying to clean up the planet? So why'd the Navy pollute it with the rubbish they picked up in Pakistan today?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon COMING SOON to an interstate near you, OSAMA ON PARADE, sources say he will be dragged behind a series of army hummers, police cruisers and firetrucks,he will be taken to ground zero and they will charge 20 dollars to piss on his body, thus clearing our n
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:25 Comments (0)  



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