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   messageicon you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:51 by jmigas Comments (0)  


   messageicon USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 16:12 by CJ in CALI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:03 by ghhh Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:54 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:41 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:18 by XBbios Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 13:54 by @tommyjohnagin Comments (0)  



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