Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.

   "After seeing Kate and William getting married and the Pope's beatification this weekend, my life is complete. I don't care if I die tomorrow" - Osama Bin Laden

   (All the lights by Osama bin laden)Everything is right, A hole in my head, Osama gone…that n-gga dead!Restraining order can't get over the boarder,Clinton, Bush, Obama hate me in that order.

   Hey Prince William, I'mma let you finish and all, but we had the most historic event OF ALL TIME.

   I guess between Oprah interviews and looking for his birth certificate the President came up with a strategy to find Bin Laden. Good Job :p

   you can add "Found and killed Bin Laden" to the list of things that have happened since the Cubs last won the World Series!!!

   USA has confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden. See what they're capable of when the Playstation Network is down?!

   Bush tried, & failed. Clinton tried, & failed Obama tried, & succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man!

   Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

   Navy Seals: The expert exterminators.

   bin Laden's last words..."hey, did you hear your Iphone is secretly tracking where you are, crazy right?"

   The last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens mind was a bullet.

   Colgate sucks,i prefer use photoshop whitening!

   Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.

   Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

   Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!

   Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.

   Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...