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   messageicon It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network is down.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Navy Seals.......Terminix for a larger cockroach........
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:19 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the moral of the story is never send a white man to do a black mans job...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they really buried Osama in the ocean..Did Americans not learn their lesson when they buried Megatron?!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:47 by Luis Lugo Comments (0)  


   messageicon better yet ... we shoulda just captured bin Laden .... tied him to the tallest pole, atop the highest mountain .... and flown a plane into him.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ironically this comes close to Obama's reelection! Hmmm... I think Obama and Osama are either working together or the same person!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do vampires shave if they can't see in the mirror?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl finds her prince, the bad guy gets killed, like we're living in a fairy tale this last week...
←Rate | 05-02-2011 21:06 by mm187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:59 by plasticmortal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad we finally found OBL. Now can we find the dead beat dads thats dont pay child support or play a role in their kids lives?
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hell just installed bunk beds - I heard Osama bin Laden got the bunk under Saddam Hussein....
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:15 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Osama shouldent have used his real address on his PSN account
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:12 by 22turtles Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're getting older when you start listening to AM talk radio.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 19:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden. It was our job to arrange the meeting." - United States Navy SEALS
←Rate | 05-02-2011 19:51 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon WOW!! Apparently Osama is dead and it had to happen during Obama's campaign year for the 2012 president.....oh, and they dumped his body in the ocean 2 HOURS after he died.............coincidence???? I think not!!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 19:23 by JimiHendrixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon who ever thought that the 72 virgins would be crabs
←Rate | 05-02-2011 19:09 by the energy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scary thought but Kate Middleton and Osama now have something in common. Only a few days apart they both received a shot in the dark.:)
←Rate | 05-02-2011 17:53 by the energy Comments (0)  



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