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Armored dog aided Navy SEALs. Somehow, “good dog” doesn't seem enough.
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05-06-2011 07:56
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When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.
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05-06-2011 03:58 by
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After many bad reviews it's clear the Blackberry playbook is no threat to the iPad. In response Apple release the iToldYa
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05-06-2011 03:57 by
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When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
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05-06-2011 02:46 by
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ooh lookie my mood ring is a beautiful shade of I dont give a crap
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05-05-2011 21:57 by
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his job
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05-05-2011 21:46
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Who want's to Indian Leg Wrestle?
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05-05-2011 19:45
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Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.
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05-05-2011 19:17 by
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I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.
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05-05-2011 17:32 by
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celebrating Sheen-co de Mayo with some Tiger Blood!
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05-05-2011 16:59
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Thirsty Thursday and Cinco de Mayo fall on the same day, coincidence? She thinks not
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05-05-2011 15:15
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In celebration of Cinco De Mayo I'll be drinking Guinness and Jameson Whiskey tonight. Ole!
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05-05-2011 15:07
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S.H.*.T.= So Happy It's Thursday! =)
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05-05-2011 14:49
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How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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05-05-2011 14:39 by
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I can talk to animals... they don't talk back but the stuff I say to them is still really cool.
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05-05-2011 13:37 by
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Breaking news: Kobe Bryant seen chewing jersey, experts confirm he is part moth.
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05-05-2011 13:04
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Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
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05-05-2011 12:40 by
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may the 5th of jack be with you
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05-05-2011 12:12
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Just found out my "Sleep Number" is good Old Number 7 good ole Jack Daniels
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05-05-2011 11:47 by
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The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, but the worst part of waking up is Folgers out your ass.
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