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   messageicon Don't sacrifice your friends for your "loved one". Because if your "loved one" is making you leave your friends...there's something wrong.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 13:55 by @iTechnoBoy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have learned "Limited Edition" means piece of crap that is going to be replaced with a better version in the near future.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 13:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon XBox muppets may be laughing at us PS3 owners but at least we won't have to buy new consoles when the network's back up. No red circle of death for us.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 13:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am the guy that you never want to leave alone in the control room, I will always hit the red button.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 12:04 by Mike D Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life can be like a prick, Sometimes it gets hard for no apparent reason.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 10:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chloroform makes a fine cologne indeed. The ladies always fall for it.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 09:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance......... The 5 stages of buying gas.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 08:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life log: It has been 19 days since the playstation has gone down.Everything seems so real.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 08:36 by @birdcrapper Comments (0)  


   messageicon "SIT AND STUDY" - This stunt is performed by experts under controlled conditions. Don't try this at home or anywhere. :P
←Rate | 05-07-2011 07:28 by jolly Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love it when I get tailgated on a bumpy road and the driver behind me has no time to avoid the really big pothole that takes away his body kit.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 07:22 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupid Press.....thanks for letting the crazies know where the navy Seals families live....good job. "she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye"
←Rate | 05-07-2011 06:35 by Debs32746 Comments (0)  


   messageicon typing the postcodes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'...
←Rate | 05-07-2011 05:27 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 04:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awesome moment when the teacher asks you a questio thinking you wasn't paying attention. Then you answer it right, it's like What now @#!*%
←Rate | 05-07-2011 04:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never mess with quiet people. You never know what they're thinking, and it could just be where to hide your body
←Rate | 05-07-2011 04:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you could have a key made
←Rate | 05-07-2011 04:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls fall in love with what they hear, Boys fall in love with what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 04:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be Jealous of Me... If you had to walk a mile in my shoes you'd probably need year of therapy.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 03:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright bed, be warned! I will kick your ass with some hardcore sleeping! Like five hours worth!!
←Rate | 05-07-2011 02:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most schools have renamed Tug of War to "Tug of Strength." What's next? "Tug of Everybody Wins Just By Showing Up?"
←Rate | 05-07-2011 01:44 Comments (0)  



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