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going rabbit hunting 
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Never judge a girl by her makeup!
I am risen today too... if it lasts for more than 4 hours, I need to go to the ER though.
I like to bury my huevos every day, not just today
♫Just let your soooouuuuul glow baby, feeling oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through yeah. Just let your soooouuuul glow oooo....(Soul glow) ♫
Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
If I'd have been in Jerusalem when Jesus had risen from his tomb, I'm pretty sure I'd have been the only idiot to poke him with a stick and yell out "The Zombie apocalypse has begun!"
Every time I bite the ears off of a chocolate bunny only to find out it's hollow, I feel ripped off.
Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.
Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
Painting beer cans for later.... Happy Easter!
I do more drinking before 9:00 am than most people do all day.
Happy Easter Yolks!
If I dont see you this Easter, Hide your own balls
Too many hollier than thou people with no sense of humour around.
Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs. Happy Easter!
They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket!
sitting here watching out the window as the neighbor kids are finding the "chocolate" eggs I put out.. they came out great. Ex-lax was alot harder to mold than I thought it was gonna be...
Success is a process... During that journey sometimes there are stones thrown at you, and you convert them into milestones
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