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Men, if you watched the Royal Wedding, your balls will only be reissued upon confirmation of beer consumption & NFL draft discussion....
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04-29-2011 08:53
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The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...
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04-29-2011 08:48 by
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thinks everyone who got up early for the royal wedding is officially out of excuses for not exercising. See, you can find time if you want
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04-29-2011 08:47
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I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
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04-29-2011 08:47 by
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Kate maybe getting the Crown Jewels, but I'd much rather Harrys jewels!
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04-29-2011 08:45 by
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watched waterworld last nite, why was kevin costner and everyone so dirty when the entire world was covered in water?
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04-29-2011 08:34 by
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i dont think people enjoyed kates "train" as much as they watched her sisters "caboose"
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04-29-2011 08:16
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I started to worry about my future, so I bought a ton of stock in my company, now I worry about the work I am putting out :/
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04-29-2011 07:58 by
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I would just like to point out on this momentous occasion today that historically, Roalty has always been a product of inbreeding
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04-29-2011 07:52 by
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"Work hard bt make tym 4 ur luv, family & friends. Nobody remembers ur assignments and powerpoint presentations on ur funeral" - Some smart guy
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04-29-2011 07:49 by
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No, no, no, if there is one thing I know about architecture is that Will did not take Kate up the aisle, the aisles are another part of a church. He took her up the Central Passageway! Second thoughts, I think Aisle sounds better! :/
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04-29-2011 07:44
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Yellow Starburst are like the fat kids in gym class. Always picked last and no one really wants them.
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04-29-2011 06:51 by
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Well darn , looks like William and Kate are not registered at Walmart . Looks like I won't be able to get them that 48 pack of Orville Redenbacher
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04-29-2011 06:46
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Can't wait for the Royal Wedding to become available on Bluray with alternate endings and unseen footage
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04-29-2011 06:39 by
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woke up to the sound of ANGELIC SINGING! I thought I died and went to heaven! it was just MY MOM had the ROYAL WEDDING ON FULL BLAST IN THE HOUSE!
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04-29-2011 06:36
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When people say “I'm not getting any younger!” I wonder what other basic life concepts they just figured out
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04-29-2011 06:03 by
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I'm at the wedding, you guys just can't see me because I've got one of those weird hats on.
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04-29-2011 05:49 by
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If heaven is gonna be full of religious fanatics n 'holier than thou' people, I am not going...
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04-29-2011 04:20
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Don't you wish, that Kate somehow watched "The Runaway Bride" last night, over-and-over again!!!
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04-29-2011 02:24
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What the hell are chocolate diamonds good for if I can't eat them?
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04-29-2011 02:06 by
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