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Fine England, you have princes and princesses, but we have OBAMA.......Oh wait.........;)
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04-30-2011 09:01
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I'd like to get one thing straight....My Son.
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04-30-2011 08:56
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I have curves and i'm not afraid to use them.!!!
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04-30-2011 08:52 by
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I would've went to the wedding just to wear one of those cool hats...
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04-30-2011 07:33 by
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"Prince Williams bachelor party musta been awkward. Imagine stuffing bills in some strippers thong and they all got a picture of Grandma on em."
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04-30-2011 07:27
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The only way I would honestly be able to say you are "hot" is if you were set on fire.
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04-30-2011 06:12 by
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"The biggest mistake you can make is being afraid to make one" (",)
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04-30-2011 05:49
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"You only live once, so don't think twice" (",)
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04-30-2011 05:48
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My mates a transvestite - He likes to eat, drink and be Mary
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04-30-2011 05:33
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- I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
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04-30-2011 01:15 by
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"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?"
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04-30-2011 01:07 by
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"I like my popcorn a little burnt". No, you don't. You just suck at making popcorn
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04-30-2011 00:48 by
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YOU Can't even Understand Normal Thinking
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04-30-2011 00:15
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If Britain didn't colonize America, Americans would be sat in wig-wams speaking Spanish
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04-30-2011 00:12 by
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What do you call nun in a wheel chair.. Virgin Mobile
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04-29-2011 23:15
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I just gave Gatorade to my neighbor's horse...it's been running in circles for 2 hours
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04-29-2011 22:49 by
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The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
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04-29-2011 22:38 by
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Went to Hulu this morning. Front page: The Royal Wedding brought to you by Fancy Fest. God That's perfect
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04-29-2011 21:36 by
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I bet she's being a royal pain in the ass right about now.
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04-29-2011 21:24
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I sure hope the royal divorce is as hyped as the royal wedding.
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