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dint realize Arnold was so lazy...Gawd the guy didnt even leave his house, to cheat on his wife..! 
I commit crimes to keep the cops earning a living...
Why do I knowingly pick the bad choices in life. I know I'm going to pay for it in the end but it sure looks like its going to be fun in the mean time
I'm not lazy. I vacuumed today. I believe vacuum is the scientific term for it...
Im good at peeling potatoes and my cooking is terrible. I have always dreamed of working in a prison kitchen.
: Dear Ex, Don't get your hopes up about the pics of us on Facebook. The reason why I haven't deleted some of the photos is purely because I look good in them.
“... of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.” Matthew 24:36..If God has not even revealed to his own son the date the world will end, I doubt he has revealed it to Harold Camping.
My mother told me that when I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year an a half.
the dance floor is a priviledge not a right
I'm putting together a crew for the Rapture, Just booked 4 Penske trucks for Sunday. I'm still in need of 2 drivers and 8 laborers. Meet me at the Wal-Mart parking lot at 6:00 AM Saturday, a BBQ will follow
: Have you ever been the only sober person in a roomful of drunk people? ... Me neither.
Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline from Facebook for a few hours.
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night."
hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?
If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
While Facebooking, cars in front of you may be closer than expected.
Always believe a woman when she says: “You don't want to know!”
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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