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Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.
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05-01-2011 23:00
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Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?
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05-01-2011 22:57 by
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Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!
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05-01-2011 22:56
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Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.
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05-01-2011 22:54 by
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Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.
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05-01-2011 22:44 by
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[ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me
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05-01-2011 22:43 by
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Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???
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05-01-2011 21:14 by
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I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.
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05-01-2011 21:00
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Proof that a level weirder than weirdness exists
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05-01-2011 20:53
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Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me
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05-01-2011 20:47 by
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I tried the "Hokey Pokey" put my left foot in; took my left foot out... Mofo still won't shut up. Ain't that what it's all about?
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05-01-2011 20:33
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!
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05-01-2011 17:59 by
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Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music from the internet.
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05-01-2011 17:44 by
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My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. We'll see about that..
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05-01-2011 17:12 by
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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05-01-2011 17:10 by
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I dont watch porn on purpose...Its alwayz an accident cuz those movie titles just be trickin me all the time..."The Fantastic Foursome"..."Miracle on 69th Street"..."Glad-he-ate-her"..."Womb Raider" and my personal fav "Riding Miss Daisy"
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05-01-2011 16:36 by
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The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
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05-01-2011 14:13 by
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I find my kitchen sink stays much cleaner by washing my dishes in the toilet. When did you say you wanted to come over for dinner?
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05-01-2011 13:53 by
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Soo busy today but I FINALLY got a chance to sit down for a minute..... too bad i'm still at work and the place I'm sitting is on the toilet :/
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05-01-2011 13:52
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Fake: it's the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
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05-01-2011 13:51 by
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