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   messageicon Want's to hijack Family Radio and play 48 hours of ACDC for your listening pleasures.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 18:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the woman who injected her 8 year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants, lost custody. Sources close to the little girl say she wasn't surprised by the news. Or maybe she was. It's hard to tell.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been invited to a Post-Rapture looting event but I replied "Maybe attending" because I've also been invited to a Judgement Day event and I need to see how that goes before I decide for sure....
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:29 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet tip: If you fatten up everyone around you, you will look thinner.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skort: skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your butt!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:13 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon doesn't wish anyone harm but wouldn't be upset if Justin Bieber was kicked in the head by a donkey.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in case the WORLD ENDING doesnt happen on Saturday, Fox News had a report that we maybe over run by Zombies, but they did give a 'guide' as to what to do. Thanks Fox News....now I know what to do when the undead attempt to eat my brain.....
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying. :)
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:06 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend says I talk while I sleep... but I'm skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women can be funny sometimes... like when they say stuff like "Let's just be friends" or "Let me go and I won't tell the cops"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:03 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon payin for those jalapenos! My ass is on fire!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that awkward moment when she catches you trying to take a pic of her, and you have to pretend to be texting someone...
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:39 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon ya "playa" skillz is broke, just like ya wallet!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:36 by jennybo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watched an erectile dysfunction commercial for ten minutes before I realized it was Entourage.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:26 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child. I saw that movie.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
←Rate | 05-19-2011 15:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Centers for Disease Control and Prevention posted a blog on their website on May 16 , 2011; concerning Zombie Apocalypse preparedness.... ummmmm is there something the Government not telling us ???
←Rate | 05-19-2011 14:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Gain, You need to come up with a laundry soap that will wash the disappointment out of my sheets after a regretful one night stand.. Work on that. Sincerly, Every Guy in America
←Rate | 05-19-2011 14:44 by Downey Comments (0)  



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