Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   i bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to 'use current location'...

   Bin Laden got shot in the head .. first shot missed and went through his ears

   Now we have no excuse to go overseas for foreign oil.. Back To The Future 2 had it right...We should be using Mr. Fusion as a source of power and energy by now! >_<

   I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure. - Mark Twain

   Looks like bin laden picked the wrong day to try on his British army gear...

   That awkward moment when the newscaster confuses the name Obama with Osama

   singing, "Nah-nah-nah nah. Nah-nah-nah nah. Hey, hey-hey. Goodbye!"

   ✓ Saddam Hussein, ✓ Osama Bin Laden, ☐ Justin Bieber

   I just came across a "R.I.P. Bin Ladin" page, uhh more like R.I.H. for Rot In Hell

   sayin...I hope all of Osama's Vigins look like Janet Reno!!!

   Its official..Obama IS black... he finally killed someone.

   Say "Hi!" to Saddam for us, Bin Laden.

   they got him in a mansion.. but I'll bet anything he was in the basement.. AKA man-"cave"

   somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is asking, "Who died?"

   I'm gonna show up for work with a skip on my step, ans a huge smile on my face. USA! USA! USA!

   hey did you guys hear? The Apprentice was interrupted by some special news report....

   As Commander in Chief Obama announced he had killed Bin Laden, his GOP rival for 2012 announced he had fired Hope Dworaczyk from 'Celebrity Apprentice'

   osama we found you now all we have to do is find waldo

   Breaking News: Barack Obama to deliver his re-election victory speech tomorrow....

   Hey Obama..Can you please find my baby daddy now?! He's been hiding for years an owes me money!