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For those of you who won't be joining us in Heaven tomorrow but going to the other place below, Pauly Shore will be the guest on The View.
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05-20-2011 23:49 by
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You said you would go out with me only if it were our last day on earth... my pickup line tonight
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05-20-2011 23:48 by
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I have a friend of mine looking for 20 blow up dolls and a bottle of helium.....Release the Rapture!!!
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05-20-2011 23:30
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It's already making plans for Sunday...just in case I survive!
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05-20-2011 23:30 by
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umm.. yeah, its may 21st in china already.. why hasnt the apocalypse started yet?
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05-20-2011 23:24 by
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Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
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05-20-2011 23:17 by
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The term weekend could have a whole new meaning tomorrow.
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05-20-2011 23:16 by
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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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05-20-2011 23:06 by
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Relationships don't need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people; one who can trust and one who can understand.
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05-20-2011 23:05 by
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ill make everyone in the world a bet... if we die tomorrow I'll give you a doller, if we live you have to give me a doller. good? okay.
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05-20-2011 22:49
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If the world ends tomorrow. I feel like it was somehow Sarah Palin's fault.
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05-20-2011 22:39
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That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex 'Likes' it.
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05-20-2011 21:41 by
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Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..
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05-20-2011 21:07 by
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Maybe now is a good time to change my religious views to very religious, just in case.
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05-20-2011 20:49
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Who wants to help me fill blow-up dolls with helium and release them tomorrow?
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05-20-2011 20:42 by
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attending the Rapture Day on May 21, 2011
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05-20-2011 20:32
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bought a adult size Superman costume, So when the rapture comes he can fly in style!
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05-20-2011 20:22 by
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I can't say "rural" and its really frustrating
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05-20-2011 20:18
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I wanna buy dolphins and dress 'em in suits so that I can tell my accountant I bought 'em for business porpoises... and we would laugh and laugh.
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05-20-2011 19:38 by
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I am actually looking forward to the rapture....To all the women who told me "I wouldn't sleep with you unless you were the last man on earth" Look out ladies here I come!
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