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   messageicon i wish it was like the old days when the only thiing I had to worry about was the monster under my bed or which color I wanted to draw a picture
←Rate | 05-19-2011 21:34 by lex Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scheming and presenting an outward appearance of good while concealing its opposite...... The sign of the hypocrite.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else notice the look on Haleys face when they announced Laurens name instead of hers? CLASSIC !!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 21:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon leave a message and if I don't get back to you I don't like you
←Rate | 05-19-2011 20:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the rapture is Saturday...I hope the Lord knows that I was listening to the preacher while colorin'
←Rate | 05-19-2011 20:37 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor tried...BUT it is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's how I know I'm smarter than a 5th grader... I didn't have to go to school today.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:38 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:14 by shoesan Comments (0)  


   messageicon rapture tip : It is perfectly acceptable to scream like a little girl when approached by a gang of zombies. It isn't helpful, but it is acceptable.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 19:01 by bpontiff Comments (0)  


   messageicon rapture tip : Make sure to have marshmallows on hand. When the world explodes it's going to be one hell of a fire.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 18:59 by bpontiff Comments (0)  


   messageicon rapture tip : Do not approach zombies even if you know them. That is not your Aunt Edna and she doesn't want a hug ... she wants your brains
←Rate | 05-19-2011 18:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the people who drive slow in the left lane are the first to go on Saturday.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want's to hijack Family Radio and play 48 hours of ACDC for your listening pleasures.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 18:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the woman who injected her 8 year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants, lost custody. Sources close to the little girl say she wasn't surprised by the news. Or maybe she was. It's hard to tell.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been invited to a Post-Rapture looting event but I replied "Maybe attending" because I've also been invited to a Judgement Day event and I need to see how that goes before I decide for sure....
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:29 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet tip: If you fatten up everyone around you, you will look thinner.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skort: skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your butt!!
←Rate | 05-19-2011 17:13 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon doesn't wish anyone harm but wouldn't be upset if Justin Bieber was kicked in the head by a donkey.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in case the WORLD ENDING doesnt happen on Saturday, Fox News had a report that we maybe over run by Zombies, but they did give a 'guide' as to what to do. Thanks Fox News....now I know what to do when the undead attempt to eat my brain.....
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 16:15 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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