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   messageicon What if the end of the world just means the end of Facebook. It's the world to so many people...
←Rate | 05-21-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW TO CONTROL PEOPLE: Repeatedly lie to people about a "life-ending event" in the basis of religion enough times to where they slighty believe you and have them talk about it all over the world.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 03:07 by Dan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm really going to crap my pants today if there is an apocalypse. Of course, I might just crap them anyhow, regardless what happens.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 02:15 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does this status update make me look fat?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 02:07 by ARM Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the people who believe in this Rapture nonsense. Here's some information that will shock your gullible mind. In new Zealand it is now: Saturday May 21 and the current time is 7:42 AM ...havent heard anything from them yet.
←Rate | 05-21-2011 00:19 by Esoteric Comments (1)  


   messageicon For those of you who won't be joining us in Heaven tomorrow but going to the other place below, Pauly Shore will be the guest on The View.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:49 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You said you would go out with me only if it were our last day on earth... my pickup line tonight
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:48 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a friend of mine looking for 20 blow up dolls and a bottle of helium.....Release the Rapture!!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's already making plans for Sunday...just in case I survive!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:30 by Luna Comments (0)  


   messageicon umm.. yeah, its may 21st in china already.. why hasnt the apocalypse started yet?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:24 by gringoinGDL Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The term weekend could have a whole new meaning tomorrow.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:16 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships don't need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people; one who can trust and one who can understand.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ill make everyone in the world a bet... if we die tomorrow I'll give you a doller, if we live you have to give me a doller. good? okay.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world ends tomorrow. I feel like it was somehow Sarah Palin's fault.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 22:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex 'Likes' it.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 21:41 by Fraggs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..
←Rate | 05-20-2011 21:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe now is a good time to change my religious views to very religious, just in case.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 20:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to help me fill blow-up dolls with helium and release them tomorrow?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 20:42 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  



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