Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   He was suckled by hyenas and had only cobras for playmates and now he's in hell. Let's pose his bullet-holed head for a round-the-world-see-we-really-did-it photo op and get busy with the real business of America - planning our summer vacations!

   osama is dead now the remaining is justin beiber

   R.I.P. Osama Bin Laden - World Hide and Seek champion 2001-2011.

   Bush paid 3.5 million to piss on his face

   To all you Pro Obama people praising him for this deed.. I don't remeber Usama being anywhere near the Whitehouse when killed. That is where Obama was sleeping while this mission took place. It has also been said that the intel leading to his whereabouts

   Bin Ladens last words " hey your Chuck Nor_____"

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time. Of all time!!

   Osama Bin Laden- World Hide and Seek Champion ( 2001-2011)

   At least he saw the royal wedding...

   What was the last thing to go throught Osama bin Laden's mind? An American Bullet!

   So much for President Obama's peace prize. Do you think they'll make him give the million back?

   People are starting to question where you were born, Mr. President...we need something to distract them. How about killing off Bin Laden?

   Yo Obama! I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Bush's hanging of Saddam was the best killing of all time! OF ALL TIME!!

   Giving Obama credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden is like giving the flower credit for producing honey.

   It's a genius way to get re-elected... everybody else drops gas prices, but our boy OBAMA drops Osama... IN THE OCEAN?... Yeah right!!!!!

   Just think, had we went into the Government Shutdown, Bin Laden would still be playing his game of hide and seek...

   Ok, so let me get this straight. So after a delicate and dangerous spec ops mission, the first priority for the US is to fly bin ladens body 1000 miles to the nearest water source to give him a customary burial at sea? Oh, ok.

   So word is Osama is on his way to Hawaii to get a death certificate made, since that state is now known for making the best authentic looking fictitious certificates.

   Aw Jeez, I just realized Osama could feasibly end up in a can of tuna fish.