Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Using a very sophisticated algorithm, I have determined that the taxes that were deducted on my Oct 22 paycheck were used to purchase the bullet used to end Osama's life. You may thank me now, or just send money in lieu of a thank you.

   Osama may be dead.. but hes still blowing up my newsfeed

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.

   Dear conspiracy theorists, you may take the night off and start your 1st amendment right to rant idocies tomorrow, let us patriots have our moment! God bless the U.S!

   Whenever I get called for jury duty.., I wear my American flag onesie so the lawyers know my brand of justice is pure.

   Dumped his body in the ocean? WTF? Who's been watching Sopranos reruns again...

   1. Playstation network hacked by someone in San Diego. 2. Navy SEALS are based near San Diego. 3. Bin Laden shot dead next to a PS3. = A good job by the SEALS but now Sony wants a word with the SEALS....... And they do not look happy!

   I bet there was a lot of cabs and 711's shutdown today,due to mourning.

   I was offered a job today.......Al Qaeda need,s a new leader...I had to turn it down ....couldn't get life insurance

   Now that we found Osama, it's time to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and Elvis.

   They dropped megatron into the ocean...and we all know how that went.

   Pakistan... An oasis on the coastline of the Arabian sea specializing in the comfort of terrorists seeking an extended lavish getaway.

   wondering if the special forces soldiers answered "house keeping" when Bin Laden asked "who's there"?

   So it took him years to produce a fake birth certificate and he decideds to dump Osama's body in the ocean where there is no proof??? hmm

   "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell, via the US Navy SEALS

   Tell them Osama's dead without proof of a body & they celebrate. Tell them Jesus died & rose without proof of a body & they speculate.

   It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.

   Damn!! Its worrying! Even Osama bin laden is not safe in Pakistan!

   Micheal C Hall just got done filming his 6 season of Dexter in Pakistan.coincidence?