Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   so over hearing about the religious quacks and Arnold. You are all giving me a tumah!

   Oh, thank god! My barbecue will not be postponed.

   I am either going to hell or the rapture was a hoax!!

   Holy Crap!! I was sitting there wondering why no one was posting and thought I was the only one left... Its All Good.. I accidently logged into my MySpace account.. That was a close one!

   OMG.... at 3pm, 6pm in the east I felt this horrible shaking and noise and thought, OH NO AHHHH..IT'S TIME...WTH!!!. Then I realized it was the washing machine out of balance.

   has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....

   it is 6:01 and I am still here... or am I??? Rapture Schmapture!

   installing SKYNET.... ████████████░░░░░░░░░ 49% DONE. Errors found....decompressing...... Installation failed. Please try again in 2012. *doh*

   You must be this -^- tall to ride the Rapture!

   I firmly believe that horse races are the rich man's NASCAR

   May 21, 2011 6:00pm?? Wait...where in the Bible does it mention clocks?

   Why are all the apocalypse on eastern standard time?

   my moneys on the Mucho Macho Man in the Preakness cause the real Macho Man Randy Savage will be snappin in to a slim jim from above~ OOH YEAH!!

   wondering which of the following are most likely to happen? 1: The Rapture. 2: Pigs flying in perfect formation. 3: Politicians being completely honest.

   Ah facebook, bringing the drama of the outside world straight to your home computer.

   upset that history channels mounted in alaska has absolutely nothing to do with bristol palin

   "If you can dream it, you can do it." Walt Disney

   6:00 ???? They didnt even have clocks in the bible

   I told her dont be mad but I'm leaving just as fast as I came!

   i wonder if this people who predicted the rapture are praying for an earthquake so they wont look stupid or praying for the end of the world to happen.