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   messageicon Of all the Savages. First I hoped Michael Savage, then I considered Fred Savage, but alas, its the finest Savage of all.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon that akward moment,when you go to a public restroom and the seat is warm!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Ready, Aim and Fire.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon building my weekend playlist. So far I have REM "It's the End of the World" and Anita Baker "Caught Up In the Rapture". Any suggestions?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:05 Comments (1)  


   messageicon read that Macho Man Randy Savage's funeral arrangements will be handled by The Undertaker.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Driving while snappin in to a slimjim is a bad idea....
←Rate | 05-20-2011 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Macho Man died today. He is survived by his wife and their one son Koolaid Man.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:46 by Brent Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Billy Gilman? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Allison Krauss the whole time.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:45 by Ironcobra Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I'll do a flying elbow drop from the foot of the bed to salute you!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:37 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I wonder if anyone's going to organize a Slim Jim light vigil in honor of Randall Mario Poffo.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Macho Man. He must of had an early boarding pass for the rapture. You will be missed......
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:24 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Macho Man is going to be the coolest and most badass Zombie.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lost my balance crawling into bed and leaned my head on the ceiling to prevent from falling over.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:43 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Y couldn't judgement day begin on Monday!? why did it had to ruin my weekend!?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even if you are not a zombie tomorrow, I'm still going out of my way to smash your face
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: It's now Rapture Day in Japan and nothing has happened so far. In related news: True believers starting to come up with excuses.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting my baseball bat and ninja sword ready for tomorrow
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If nothing happens tomorrow, I'm still bashing heads!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can Judgement day Saturday? I've not even finished building Skynet yet!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never fully accepted or mastered many of the key elements of being a grown up.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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