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Of all the Savages. First I hoped Michael Savage, then I considered Fred Savage, but alas, its the finest Savage of all.
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05-20-2011 14:34
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that akward moment,when you go to a public restroom and the seat is warm!!
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05-20-2011 14:14
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Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Ready, Aim and Fire.
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05-20-2011 14:10
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building my weekend playlist. So far I have REM "It's the End of the World" and Anita Baker "Caught Up In the Rapture". Any suggestions?
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05-20-2011 14:05
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read that Macho Man Randy Savage's funeral arrangements will be handled by The Undertaker.
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05-20-2011 14:04
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Driving while snappin in to a slimjim is a bad idea....
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05-20-2011 14:02
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Macho Man died today. He is survived by his wife and their one son Koolaid Man.
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05-20-2011 13:46 by
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Remember Billy Gilman? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Allison Krauss the whole time.
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05-20-2011 13:45 by
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R.I.P. "Macho Man" Randy Savage. I'll do a flying elbow drop from the foot of the bed to salute you!
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05-20-2011 13:37
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I wonder if anyone's going to organize a Slim Jim light vigil in honor of Randall Mario Poffo.
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05-20-2011 13:32
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RIP Macho Man. He must of had an early boarding pass for the rapture. You will be missed......
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05-20-2011 13:24 by
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The Macho Man is going to be the coolest and most badass Zombie.
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05-20-2011 13:21
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I lost my balance crawling into bed and leaned my head on the ceiling to prevent from falling over.
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05-20-2011 12:43 by
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Y couldn't judgement day begin on Monday!? why did it had to ruin my weekend!?
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05-20-2011 12:38
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Even if you are not a zombie tomorrow, I'm still going out of my way to smash your face
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05-20-2011 12:37
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Breaking News: It's now Rapture Day in Japan and nothing has happened so far. In related news: True believers starting to come up with excuses.
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05-20-2011 12:20
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getting my baseball bat and ninja sword ready for tomorrow
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05-20-2011 12:17
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If nothing happens tomorrow, I'm still bashing heads!
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05-20-2011 12:16
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How can Judgement day Saturday? I've not even finished building Skynet yet!
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05-20-2011 11:53
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I've never fully accepted or mastered many of the key elements of being a grown up.
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05-20-2011 11:44 by
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