Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Let's hope that Bin-Laden didn't make horcruxes.

   You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream

   Happy Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you! xx

   First England takes over the news with the Royal Wedding, then America with Osama. I predict a talking kangaroo within the next week...

   Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?

   I would really hate to be a politician...mostly because I couldn't say "fock you, a55hole" any time that I felt like it. :)

   May the fourth be with you.

   Watch, Lady Gaga's going to buy Osama Bin Ladens body & wear it to next years Grammys.

   Everything is made in China except for babies... they're made in VaChina.

   How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

   It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

   Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.

   I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.

   Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

   You had me at Rice Krispies Treats

   thinking between the death of Osama bin Laden and the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business!!!!

   Marc Savard, Sidney Crosby and now Osama Bin Laden when are these head shots going to end?!

   According to ABC news the mission to assassinate Osama Bin Laden was carried out by a unit so secret their existence cannot be verified....THE A-TEAM IS BACK!

   I think Osama will be the next Megatron

   Enjoying a new drink called the bin laden. 2 shots and a splash of water